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Author: Label Page 8
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
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Signs
Do not iron clothes on body.
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Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
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Signs
On Depends® adult diapers
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
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Signs
On a coffee cup
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
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Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Requirements: Optional modem required.
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Signs
On a computer software package
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
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On children’s cough medicine
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
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In the information booklet
Oven ready half-wild rabbit.
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On a meat product
May irritate eyes.
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Signs
On a can of self-defense pepper spray
WARNING: Contents flammable!
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Signs
On a container of lighter fluid
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
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Signs
On a bag of Fritos
You cannot save the world!
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Signs
On a Power Puff® Girls costume
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Signs
Infant's bathtub
CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
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Signs
On a box of household nails
Remove plastic before eating.
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Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Do Not Turn Upside Down
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Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
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Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
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Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
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Signs
A toilet at a public sports facility
This ice may be cold
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Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
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