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Author: Label Page 8
For external use only!
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Signs
On a curling iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
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Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
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Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Label
Signs
On an orange juice can
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Label
Signs
On a thermometer
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
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Signs
On a cup of take-out coffee
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
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Signs
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
Label
Signs
On a package of AA batteries
This product moves when used.
Label
Signs
On a child's scooter
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Label
Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
Do not open here.
Label
Signs
On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Caution! Contents hot!
Label
Signs
On a Domino's Pizza box
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
Label
Signs
On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Label
Signs
On Depends® adult diapers
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Label
Signs
On an Endust Duster
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Label
Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Label
Signs
On a chainsaw
Do not use near fire or flame.
Label
Signs
On a can of Sterno®
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