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Author: Label Page 8
Toughen Glass Cutting Board – Easily Clean, Hygienic – Warning: Not suitable for chopping food on
A Book title
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Label
Signs
This ice may be cold
Label
Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
Label
Signs
On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
Label
Signs
On a microscope
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Label
Signs
Liquid Plummer
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Label
Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
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Signs
From a set of washing instructions
Fits One Head
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Signs
On a package containing a hotel shower cap
Do Not Turn Upside Down
Label
Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Do not eat.
Label
Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Label
Signs
From a curling iron
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
Label
Signs
Inside a protective bag (for fragile objects) which measures 6” X 6” X 5”
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!
Label
Signs
On a coffee cup
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a jet ski
May irritate eyes.
Label
Signs
On a can of self-defense pepper spray
IMAGINE a new and thinner you this Spring! – Lose up to 205 lbs. per week! – Doctor developed programs – Easily dine out!…
Label
Signs
Warning keep out of children
Label
Signs
On a Korean kitchen knife
Do not apply directly to the brain.
Label
Signs
On a facial cleanser
Do not peel label off.
Label
Signs
On a drink bottle label
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
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