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Author: Label Page 8
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
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Signs
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
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Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
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Signs
From a hand-held massaging device
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
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Signs
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
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Signs
On an Endust Duster
Ignite lighter away from face.
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On a Bic ighter
Do Not Use While Sleeping
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Signs
On a Sears hair dryer
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
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Signs
In a patient drug education brochure
Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…
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Signs
On Winnie-the-Pooh knives
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
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On a string of Christmas lights
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
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On a Swann frozen dinner
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
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Signs
On a bag of Fritos
May be harmful if swallowed.
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From a shipment of hammers
Please keep out of children.
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Signs
On a butcher knife
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
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Signs
On a hose nozzle
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
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Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
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Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a hair dryer
Do not put in mouth.
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Signs
Box of bottle rockets
Do Not Turn Upside Down
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Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
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