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Author: Label Page 9
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Label
Signs
On a container of lighter fluid
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Label
Signs
On earplugs
Serving Suggestion: Defrost
Label
Signs
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Label
Signs
On a Wet-Nap package
Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
Label
Signs
On a Mozzarella salad bagel
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
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Signs
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Warning keep out of children
Label
Signs
On a Korean kitchen knife
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
Label
Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Label
Signs
On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Label
Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Label
Signs
From a hand-held massaging device
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
Label
Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Fits One Head
Label
Signs
On a package containing a hotel shower cap
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
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Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Instructions: Put on food
Label
Signs
On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
Not To Be Used as Protection from a Tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Caution: Risk of fire
Label
Signs
On Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Instructions: usage known.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
Black rubber fishing worm
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Label
Signs
A Komatsu floodlight
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