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Author: Label Page 9
Do not use near fire or flame.
Label
Signs
On a can of Sterno®
Do not use house paint on face.
Label
Signs
From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Do not open here.
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Signs
On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Label
Signs
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
For use on animals only.
Label
Signs
Electric Cattle Prod
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
Label
Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
Some assembly required.
Label
Signs
On a 500-piece puzzle
After opening, keep upright.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of milk
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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Signs
Infant's bathtub
This ice may be cold
Label
Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
Label
Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Label
Signs
On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Label
Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Remove Cap Before Drinking
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Signs
On Phillips beer bottle cap
Protect from seawater.
Label
Signs
On a buoy
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Label
Signs
A toilet at a public sports facility
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
Label
Signs
On a pair of lambskin gloves
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