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Author: Label Page 9
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Label
Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
Battery may explore or leak.
Label
Signs
On a battery
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Label
Signs
On a Wet-Nap package
This product must be cooked before eating.
Label
Signs
Swanson TV Dinners
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Label
Signs
On pepper spray
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
Label
Signs
On a battery
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Label
Autos
Signs
In a car manual
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
Label
Signs
Please keep out of children.
Label
Signs
On a butcher knife
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Label
Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
Warning – remove lock before driving.
Label
Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Label
Signs
On a hose nozzle
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Label
Signs
On a package of rat poison
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Label
Signs
On a beach ball
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Label
Signs
On an Endust Duster
For a limited time only.
Label
Signs
From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Label
Signs
A toilet at a public sports facility
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