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Author: Label Page 9
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
Label
Signs
On a Taiwanese shampoo
Please keep out of children.
Label
Signs
On a butcher knife
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
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On matches
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
Label
Signs
Safe for carpets, too!
Label
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On Woolite® carpet cleaner
This product must be cooked before eating.
Label
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Swanson TV Dinners
Average Contents: 2
Label
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On a Puma shoe box
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Label
Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
For best results, remove cap.
Label
Signs
Nabisco Easy Cheese
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
Label
Signs
Label on sports equipment
IMAGINE a new and thinner you this Spring! – Lose up to 205 lbs. per week! – Doctor developed programs – Easily dine out!…
Label
Signs
Do not use in shower.
Label
Signs
From a hair dryer
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Label
Signs
From a disposable razor
Keep away from children
Label
Signs
On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
Label
Signs
On a pill package
Remove Cap Before Drinking
Label
Signs
On Phillips beer bottle cap
Instructions: usage known.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Label
Signs
On a toilet plunger
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