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Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees

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Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned

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Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment

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Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

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Open dusk till dawn.

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Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck

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If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

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Directors Cut

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Our whipped butter is made with margarine

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CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign

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HIGH PRICES!!

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The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

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Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.

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NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

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For Old Dimes Sake

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Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!

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To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

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FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

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Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

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Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

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Fairhaven Honey Wagon

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