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Author: Sign
Lots for little.
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In a realtor's office
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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Do Not Put Soap in Lock
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Curtains for You
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Name of an English store
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
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At Disneyland
Try our new zesty owl.
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A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Cash Transactions 57.*% Off
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At a flea market
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
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Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
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At a church
NOPCME (no p c me)
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A urologist's license plate
Caution • This building may rotate without warning
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6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
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On a 7/Eleven door
7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak
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At a pizza shop
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
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Open seven days a week and weekends.
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In a restaurant
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
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Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
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No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of public school
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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