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NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY
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No Dumping Allowed
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Alongside a portable toilet
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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In a bus
Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only
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Bargain Basement Upstairs
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In a London department store
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
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At a loan company
Open 9 Days a Week
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In a grocery store
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
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On a restaurant window
UFO UNIVERSITY
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On a building
Elephant Butte Inn
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An inn in New Mexico
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
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Women – Slippery When Wet
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Two adjacent signs on a restroom door
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
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Large banner outside a building
$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…
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Wanted poster
Get A Brain! Morans
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Man carrying a protest sign
Try our new zesty owl.
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A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!
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At a photography shop
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
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No Persons With Diarrhea Permitted in Fountain
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Says it all
Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…
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