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Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!

Members and Non Members Only

Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here

Dead End – Employee Parking

BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99

NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek

Please ask a member of staff for help with erection

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car

We Really Know Our Stuff

Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag

Men – Ladies – Employees Only

Titanic Canoe Rental

No Parking Anytime

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.