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Author: Sign
Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.
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On a plumber’s truck
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
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LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89
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Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers
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Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!
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Man sitting at side of road
Members and Non Members Only
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Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here
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Dead End – Employee Parking
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BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
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Two signs in a store window
NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger
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On a traffic light
Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek
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[sic]
Crestwood Illinois
Please ask a member of staff for help with erection
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Selection?
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
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At a church
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
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In front of a New Hampshire car wash
We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag
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Men – Ladies – Employees Only
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On a restroom door
Titanic Canoe Rental
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In Wisconsin
No Parking Anytime
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On a parking meter
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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At a restaurant in Oklahoma
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