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Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container

Urine Goes Here

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

Elephant Butte Inn

For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.

NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.

Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of

If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”

Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

Use the pill – don’t make a fetal mistake!

Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

Hungry Mother State Park

I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.