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Author: Sign
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
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Signs
At a church
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
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Signs
In the service area of a small airport
Cycle Lane – Except cycles
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Signs
Bach In a Minuet
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Signs
On the door of a music library
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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Our fish come from the best schools.
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At a restaurant
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below
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In a restroom
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Tombstone
Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09
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Signs
From a menu
Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!
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Outside a church
Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms
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Signs
On a restroom wall
We Dispense With Accuracy
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In a New York drugstore
Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants
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Outside a building
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
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Signs
Outside a secondhand shop
You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.
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At a bee farm
No Children Allowed
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At a Florida maternity ward
Brew ha!
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Name of a coffee shop
Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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Signs
On a fence
Mental Health Prevention Center
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At a medical building
Live Artificial Trees
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Signs
Outside a gift shop
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