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Author: Sign Page 10
RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
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Signs
Name of a hair salon
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.
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Signs
Seen outside a store
Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
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Signs
On a Mobil© station pump
Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper
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Miscellaneous
Highway sign
We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques
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Signs
Outside a country shop
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Signs
Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time
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Swingers Welcome – 36 Holes
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At a golf course
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
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Signs
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
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Signs
On a subway car
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Signs
Outside a building
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
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Signs
In front of funeral home
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
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Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Signs
Along a road near a prison
You're too good for him.
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Signs
In a woman’s restroom
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
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Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Signs
Over a guest room bed
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Signs
Outside a church
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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Signs
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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Signs
On Interstate 5 in San Diego
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