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Author: Sign Page 10
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
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The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
Callahan Tunnel/No End
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In downtown Boston
Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary
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Adjoining signs
Elephant Butte Inn
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An inn in New Mexico
Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures
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$2.99 ANY GARMENT
Most Garments (in small print below)
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In a dry cleaner’s in Murray UT
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
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Urine Goes Here
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On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
THIS IS NOT A BIN
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On a bin
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
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On a slot machine
We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left
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On a desk in a reception room
Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
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Broken English Spoken Perfectly
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Seen at a store in the Yucatan Peninsula
You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.
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At a bee farm
No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of public school
No Lifeguard on Duty
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By an elevator
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
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At a towing company
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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At a church
Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
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At a church
Now Available In Multi-Packs
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On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards
The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….
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