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Author: Sign Page 10
Our Infamous Steaks
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Signs
At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice
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Signs
On A road in Cyprus (translated)
⬅ Trips to the Moon
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Signs
Alongside a road
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
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Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
Coca-Cora
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Signs
On a soft drink display in China
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
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Signs
STIFF
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Signs
On a Tombstone
Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays
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Signs
On a menu
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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Signs
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
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Directors Cut
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Name of an English hair salon
Don’tt Drink and Drive
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Signs
Road sign
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
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Signs
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Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
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Signs
A public park no skateboarding sign
Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only
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Super G String Cheese
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Signs
5 oz pkg $1.49
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
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Signs
RONG PHUK RESTAURANT
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Signs
Name of an Oriental restaurant
CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut
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Signs
In an airplane cockpit
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
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Signs
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Signs
At a church
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