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PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits

Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated

Urine Goes Here

This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication

HIGH PRICES!!

Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

Open 9 Days a Week

Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired

Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.

Step Back Inn

Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

Dew It Yourself

Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th

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