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Our Infamous Steaks

Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice

⬅ Trips to the Moon

Welcome – Inuman Elementary School

Coca-Cora

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

STIFF

Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

Directors Cut

Don’tt Drink and Drive

WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only

Super G String Cheese

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

RONG PHUK RESTAURANT

CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut

Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."