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RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW

If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time

Swingers Welcome – 36 Holes

SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed

Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

You're too good for him.

Welcome – Inuman Elementary School

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Boneless Bananas 89¢

Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit