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Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves

Signs In a Pennsylvania cemetery

No Sex Please

Signs On a building wall

STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams

Signs At a car wash

24 Minute Parking

Signs Alongside a street

Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out

Signs In Nags Head NC

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed

Archangel Fireworks Inc.

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Signs On a plumber’s truck

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

Signs At a church

Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

Signs At a church

Please do not eat.

Signs Label on Odor Eaters

Gold Country ELF STORAGE

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Signs At a church

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

Signs At a lake

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

Signs On a 7/Eleven door

Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Come see us if you need a brake.

Signs At a brake shop