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Author: Sign Page 10
PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits
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Liquor store name
Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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In a cab
Urine Goes Here
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On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication
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On a fence
HIGH PRICES!!
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A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper
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Miscellaneous
Highway sign
Open 9 Days a Week
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In a grocery store
Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired
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On a menu
Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.
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On a storage building in Berkeley CA
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
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At a home
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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On a fence
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
Step Back Inn
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A hotel in New Mexico
Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance
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H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
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On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
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At a health club
Dew It Yourself
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For lawn sprinkler system
Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
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In a laundromat
Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
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