Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Sign Page 11
Hire college students while they still know everything.
Sign
Signs
Bumper sticker seen on the San Diego Freeway
One shoe shined absolutely free.
Sign
Signs
At a shoe shine stand
15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!
Sign
Signs
In a Tacoma WA men's clothing store
Made In China
Sign
Signs
Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
Sign
Signs
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Sign
Signs
At a convalescent home
New Fecal Matter Cakes
Sign
Signs
?
NOPCME (no p c me)
Sign
Signs
A urologist's license plate
Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..
Sign
Signs
Maryland
You're too good for him.
Sign
Signs
In a woman’s restroom
We Offer Pizza and Quiet.
Sign
Signs
At a pizza shop
Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
Sign
Signs
At a church
Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.
Sign
Signs
On a house painter’s truck
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
Sign
Signs
In a New Jersey restaurant
All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.
Sign
Signs
A sign in a convenience store in Hillsboro NH
To expedite your visit, please back in.
Sign
Signs
On a proctologist’s door
My way is the highway. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
Sign
Signs
In an IGA market
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
Sign
Signs
At a disco
TUAT Swimming Team
Sign
Signs
On a uniform in Japan
HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
Sign
Signs
Page 11 of 46
« First
« Previous
9
10
11
12
13
Next »
Last »