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Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

You Shit It… We Get It

Big Bone Lick State Park

TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st

Made In China

Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30

Walkin's Welcome

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches

Pizza The Action

In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.

OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990