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DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping

We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1

Bach In a Minuet

This Light Never Turns Green

Power to the People.

Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Lunch now being poured.

Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you

Big Bone Lick State Park

If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car

DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law

Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car