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Author: Sign Page 11
Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper
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Miscellaneous
Highway sign
Ears Pierced While You Wait
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Signs
In a jeweler's shop
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
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Signs
In a New York restaurant
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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At a restaurant in Oklahoma
You Shit It… We Get It
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On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
Big Bone Lick State Park
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Kentucky
TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
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Signs
CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
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Signs
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
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Signs
Sign in an Egyptian hotel
Our Spinach Salad… is to die from
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From a menu
No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st
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Made In China
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Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30
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At a coffee shop in Spokane WA
Walkin's Welcome
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At a nail salon
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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At a lake
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
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On a menu
Pizza The Action
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Signs
Name of a pizza parlor
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.
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Signs
One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp
OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!
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Signs
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Signs
Along a road near a prison
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Signs
Tombstone
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