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Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each

Genuine Fake Watches

Come see us if you need a brake.

Signs At a brake shop

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

Signs In an IGA market

In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.

Signs On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.

Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use

Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.

Signs At a pizza shop

Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!

Signs Above door of a store

We Offer Pizza and Quiet.

Signs At a pizza shop

Parking for drive-through customers only.

Signs At a McDonald's in California

Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point

Signs Adjoining signs at a camp site

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Signs In a cafeteria

DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter

Signs In an airport

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

Signs At a church

The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

Homescholers for Perry

Please consume all food on premises.

Signs At a Souplantation restaurant