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If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Members and Non Members Only

Counter Fitters

We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

Fried Liver Wash

Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you

The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

Caution – Wet Floor When Windy

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket

Gold Country ELF STORAGE

Please! No walking allowed without membership card.

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

If you can't read or write, phone this number.

Stop! Look! Lessen!

No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed