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Author: Sign Page 11
DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping
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Signs
At a beach
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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Signs
At an exterminator’s office
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
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Signs
Outside a hotel
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
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Signs
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Signs
At a church
HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
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Signs
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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Signs
In the grocery store
Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1
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Signs
A sign at a McDonald's
Bach In a Minuet
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Signs
On the door of a music library
This Light Never Turns Green
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Signs
At a traffic light
Power to the People.
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Signs
At an electric company
Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
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Signs
Outside a carwash
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Signs
Outside a church
Lunch now being poured.
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Signs
At a bar
Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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Signs
In a cab
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
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Signs
At a church
Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you
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Signs
Big Bone Lick State Park
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Signs
Kentucky
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
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Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
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Signs
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
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Signs
In a safari park
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