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Author: Sign Page 12
Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.
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Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
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ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
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Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
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In an IGA market
Lane Closed To Ease Congestion
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Road warning sign
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
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Outside a bar
NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.
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No Lifeguard on Duty
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By an elevator
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
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Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.
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On a movie theater
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
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At a church
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
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In a dry cleaner's shop
Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.
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At a restaurant in China
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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On Interstate 5 in San Diego
Our fish come from the best schools.
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At a restaurant
Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots
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Translations
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Food packaging
No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please
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Don’tt Drink and Drive
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Road sign
Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
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Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God
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Outside a church
Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!
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At a blood bank
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