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Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Ride the S.L.U.T. – South Lake Union Trolley

Parking For Birds Only

Buoys and Gulls.

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN

Attention – Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th floor.

Please Use Middle Door

Please Do Not Use – Demo Only

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

Best Place To Take a Leak

Caution: Not An Automatic Door

Blackened Bluefish

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz

Our Best Is None Too Good

Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”

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