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Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.

Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT

ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

Lane Closed To Ease Congestion

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

No Lifeguard on Duty

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of

Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit

Our fish come from the best schools.

Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots

No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please

Don’tt Drink and Drive

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God

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