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Author: Sign Page 12
Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.
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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm
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If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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On an overhanging sign near an overpass
Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09
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From a menu
CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Parking garage height clearance
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
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On a menu
Titanic Canoe Rental
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In Wisconsin
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
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Strip mall sign
Out For a Quick Byte
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On door of a computer store
Dead End – Employee Parking
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You're too good for him.
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In a woman’s restroom
Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms
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On a restroom wall
Welcome to Accident
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A town in Maryland
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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At a drug store
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law
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Sisters of Mercy
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
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At a number of military bases
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
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At an Applebee's restaurant
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
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WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
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