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Author: Sign Page 12
Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
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Signs
DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
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Label on a chainsaw
Ride the S.L.U.T. – South Lake Union Trolley
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Parking For Birds Only
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In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Buoys and Gulls.
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Nautical themed restrooms
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
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On a pole
Attention – Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th floor.
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Please Use Middle Door
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Posted on the left of two doors
Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
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On a display toilet in a store
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
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At a gas station in England
Best Place To Take a Leak
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On a radiator repair garage
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
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By the door of a restaurant
Blackened Bluefish
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On the menu of a restaurant
We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
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At a dry cleaner shop
Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy
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At a shop
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Along a road near a prison
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
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Our Best Is None Too Good
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On a delicatessen wall
Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners
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Translations
Posted on a sidewalk tree
“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”
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At a motel
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
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On a septic truck
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