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Author: Sign Page 13
Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.
Sign
Signs
In a thrift store's toy section
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
Sign
Signs
Along a road
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
Sign
Signs
At a church
Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition
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Signs
At a used car lot
DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
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Signs
Label on a chainsaw
No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed
Sign
Signs
DEAD END
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Signs
On road at a cemetery
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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Signs
Hanging over road before an underpass
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
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Signs
Large banner outside a building
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
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Signs
Outside a muffler shop
We Really Know Our Stuff
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Signs
On a taxidermist's window
Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
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Signs
At a home security business
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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Signs
On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1
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Signs
A sign at a McDonald's
Amigone Funeral Home
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Signs
In New York
0% OFF • Select Items – Today
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Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
Sign
Signs
English Tootering
Sign
Signs
In front of a small language school in Vancouver British Columbia
Bargain Basement Upstairs
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Signs
In a London department store
Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice
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Signs
On a men’s room door
THIS IS NOT A BIN
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Signs
On a bin
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