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Author: Sign Page 13
Diesel Fried Chicken
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At a truck stop
Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]
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Signs
A banner ad over a street in Baker County
Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
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Signs
Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
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Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
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get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less
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No Planking Anytime
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On the side of a building
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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At a zoo penguin enclosure
We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!
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At a NASCAR event
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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At a disco
Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.
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Auto Repair Service Station
Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits
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Try our new zesty owl.
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A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
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Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
Hauling political promises
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On a septic truck
Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours
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If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Elections/Voting
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Seen in London
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
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Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong
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Swingers Welcome – 36 Holes
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At a golf course
Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
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Signs
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