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We have medium prices.

Boneless Bananas 89¢

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.

Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them

⬅ Trips to the Moon

Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits

38 Years On the Same Spot

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.

Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees

PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!

Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.

Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!

Urine Goes Here

Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.

No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Caution: Nuts Crossing Road