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Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store

Blackened Bluefish

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring

All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Just a shade better.

PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.

We dispense with accuracy.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir

Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins

We Really Know Our Stuff

Pull Out & SAVE up to $600

The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.