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Author: Sign Page 13
Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
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Signs
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The Optimist Club of Cape Fear
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Signs
We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container
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Signs
At a gas station
Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them
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Signs
At a donut shop
Caution – No Warning Signs
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Signs
Alongside a road
LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89
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Signs
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
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Signs
At a University Center
Directors Cut
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Signs
Name of an English hair salon
Closed for the holidays.
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Signs
At a Catholic Church during Christmas
Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]
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Signs
A banner ad over a street in Baker County
Lent: Spring Training For Christians
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Signs
At a church
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
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Signs
In a store
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
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Outside a church
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
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Signs
Above a restroom sink
Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”
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Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]
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Signs
Protest sign
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
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Signs
On a shopping mall marquee
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
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Signs
On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
No Parking Anytime
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Signs
On a parking meter
Blind Persons Cross Here
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Signs
At a crosswalk
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