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Author: Sign Page 13
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
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Signs
At a hospital
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
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Signs
Blackened Bluefish
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Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.
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Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Along a road near a prison
You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
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All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library
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Books
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Lance Armstrong
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Elections/Voting
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Seen in London
Just a shade better.
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Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing
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Signs
At a cemetery
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
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Signs
At a park in South Africa
Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
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Signs
At a church
10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.
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Signs
At the Miyajima ropeway in Hiroshima Japan
We dispense with accuracy.
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In a New York drugstore
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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Signs
In a non–smoking area
Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir
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Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins
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We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
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A BabiesRUs coupon
The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.
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Signs
In a Michigan restaurant
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