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Author: Sign Page 13
We have medium prices.
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Signs
At a fortune teller’s
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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Kids With Gas Eat Free!
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At a restaurant/gas station
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
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If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
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In a store
Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them
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At a donut shop
⬅ Trips to the Moon
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Alongside a road
Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits
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38 Years On the Same Spot
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At a New Mexico dry cleaners
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
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On a golf course
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
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Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.
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Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
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At an animal park
PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!
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At a photography shop
Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.
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At a pizza shop
Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
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Signs
Alongside a road
Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!
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Signs
On a Venetian blind dealer’s car
Urine Goes Here
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Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.
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Signs
In a cafe
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
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On A ski lift in Taos
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
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At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
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