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Diesel Fried Chicken

Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]

Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas

get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less

No Planking Anytime

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!

In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!

Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.

Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits

Try our new zesty owl.

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

Hauling political promises

Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

Swingers Welcome – 36 Holes

Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off