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NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.

Signs At an Arby's in North Bend WA

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms

Signs On a restroom wall

Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

Signs Inside a bowling alley

Closed Due To Illness

Signs In a health food shop window

Please Use Middle Door

Signs Posted on the left of two doors

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

Signs On a Mobil© station pump

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Signs On a plumber’s truck

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

Signs On side of a garbage truck

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.

Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

Signs At a balcony

NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

Signs At a church

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

Signs Outside a bar

Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

Remember the mane!

Signs At a hair salon

To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper

Signs In a restroom stall