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Author: Sign Page 14
Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
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Signs
At a fitness center
$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…
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Signs
Wanted poster
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
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Signs
Door Alarmed – Window Frightened
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Signs
Adjacent signs on store door
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
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Signs
At a church
Let us fill your crack!
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Signs
On an asphalt truck
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
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On a restroom hand dryer
No Parking Above This Sign
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Signs
Be Polite
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A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
Diesel Fried Chicken
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At a truck stop
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
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By the door of a restaurant
Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances
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I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
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At a church
We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques
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Outside a country shop
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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Signs
An energy conservation sign
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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Signs
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
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Signs
At a loan company
Time Wounds All Heels
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In a podiatrist's window
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
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Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Outside a building
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
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Signs
Above a restroom sink
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