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Author: Sign Page 14
Step Back Inn
Sign
Signs
A hotel in New Mexico
Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers
Sign
Signs
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo exhibit
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Sign
Signs
On a restaurant window
God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
Sign
Signs
At a church
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
Sign
Signs
At a Las Vegas hotel
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
Sign
Signs
Attention – Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th floor.
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Signs
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
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Signs
Outside a school
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
Sign
Signs
At a parking garage
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Beware of Signs
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Do not open this door when locked.
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Signs
On a gym door
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
Sign
Signs
At a church
BUS STOP – Buses Excepted
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Signs
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
Sign
Signs
Hanging over road before an underpass
Signs Are Not Permitted in Viva Cuba Garden
Sign
Signs
A sign in the Garden
In Missouri
Men – Ladies – Employees Only
Sign
Signs
On a restroom door
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
Sign
Signs
In an IGA market
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