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Step Back Inn

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

Attention – Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th floor.

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

Beware of Signs

Do not open this door when locked.

We Dispense With Accuracy

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

BUS STOP – Buses Excepted

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Men – Ladies – Employees Only

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49