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Author: Sign Page 14
Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
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Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
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Mammoth Erections
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A business name
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
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On menu of a Chinese restaurant
We are open on Labor Day.
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In a maternity clothes store
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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At an exterminator’s office
CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT
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STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE
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Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
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Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
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Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Do Not Hump This Car
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On the back of a caboose
Heaven Is Full – Go Home
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Our fish come from the best schools.
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At a restaurant
FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…
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Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please
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Try our new zesty owl.
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A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
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B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
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If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
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On a leaflet
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