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Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

Mammoth Erections

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile

We are open on Labor Day.

We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT

STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE

Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

Do Not Hump This Car

Heaven Is Full – Go Home

Our fish come from the best schools.

FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…

Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour

No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please

Try our new zesty owl.

WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road

B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.