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Gold Country ELF STORAGE

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Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

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BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS

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Thai Me Up

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LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

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Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

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100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

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Belt your family. It's the law.

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Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30

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Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

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Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

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Caution – Wet Floor When Windy

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Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

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CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

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Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

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Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

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Caution • This building may rotate without warning

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This door is alarmed from 7:00 pm – 7:00 am

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Lots for little.

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We have medium prices.

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Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives

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