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Our fish come from the best schools.

Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition

Everyday low value

Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize

My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

Come see us if you need a brake.

Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

We have medium prices.

Open 9 Days a Week

Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98

Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below

Urine Goes Here

OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!

Genuine Fake Watches

Kitchen Helf Wated

A Flush Beats A Full House!

PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME