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Author: Sign Page 15
Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives
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Signs
On a billboard
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
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Signs
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
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Signs
Above a restroom sink
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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At a drug store
Haircuts while you wait.
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At a hair salon
Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!
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Outside a bar in Darwin Australia
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Signs
Alongside a road
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
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Signs
At a zoo exhibit
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
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Kids With Gas Eat Free!
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At a restaurant/gas station
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club
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Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
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In the window of an Oregon store
Attention – Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th floor.
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NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.
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Signs
CAUTION – Protruding Sign
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Broken sign protruding from a building
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
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Outside an amusement park ride
May We Have the Next Dents?
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At an auto body shop
Kitchen Helf Wated
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Signs
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