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Author: Sign Page 15
From Here To Maternity
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Marriage
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On a newlywed’s car
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
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Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
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Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30
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At a coffee shop in Spokane WA
You're too good for him.
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In a woman’s restroom
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
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In a health food store
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
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Sign in an Egyptian hotel
This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
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Please Use Middle Door
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Posted on the left of two doors
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Outside a building
C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
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Outside a church
Our fish come from the best schools.
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At a restaurant
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
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In a New York restaurant
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
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Curtains for You
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Name of an English store
Hackers Ahead
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Alongside a road
Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
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Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
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Sorry – We’re OPEN
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