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Author: Sign Page 15
Our fish come from the best schools.
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At a restaurant
Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition
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At a used car lot
Everyday low value
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On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize
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My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
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On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
Come see us if you need a brake.
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At a brake shop
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
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On a restaurant window
Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!
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Man sitting at side of road
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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We have medium prices.
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At a fortune teller’s
Open 9 Days a Week
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In a grocery store
Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
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Outside a carwash
Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below
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In a restroom
Urine Goes Here
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On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!
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Genuine Fake Watches
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Kitchen Helf Wated
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A Flush Beats A Full House!
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On a septic truck
PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!
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At a photography shop
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
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Outside a disco
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