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Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives

Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

Haircuts while you wait.

Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club

Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here

Attention – Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th floor.

NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

CAUTION – Protruding Sign

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

May We Have the Next Dents?

Kitchen Helf Wated