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Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees

Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car

Now Available In Multi-Packs

Door Alarmed – Window Frightened

You're too good for him.

Do not use me. I am possessed.

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

French Creeps

7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak

Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.

Made In China

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment

ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

Men – Ladies – Employees Only