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From Here To Maternity

Thefts Are Occurring In The Building

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30

You're too good for him.

Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk

Please Use Middle Door

No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

Our fish come from the best schools.

Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen

Curtains for You

Hackers Ahead

Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way

Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

Sorry – We’re OPEN