Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Sign Page 15
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
Sign
Signs
At an animal park
Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."
Sign
Signs
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
Sign
Signs
At a church
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
Sign
Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
Now Available In Multi-Packs
Sign
Signs
On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards
Door Alarmed – Window Frightened
Sign
Signs
Adjacent signs on store door
You're too good for him.
Sign
Signs
In a woman’s restroom
Do not use me. I am possessed.
Sign
Signs
On a copy machine
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
Sign
Signs
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
Sign
Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
Sign
Signs
At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
French Creeps
Sign
Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak
Sign
Signs
At a pizza shop
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
Sign
Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
Made In China
Sign
Signs
Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
Sign
Signs
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
Sign
Signs
At a massage parlor
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
Sign
Signs
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
Sign
Signs
At Disneyland
Men – Ladies – Employees Only
Sign
Signs
On a restroom door
Page 15 of 46
« First
« Previous
13
14
15
16
17
Next »
Last »