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Author: Sign Page 16
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
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Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays
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On a menu
For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.
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At a San Diego California department store
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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In a veterinarian's waiting room
get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less
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Dye Now!
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In a beauty shop
$2.99 ANY GARMENT
Most Garments (in small print below)
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In a dry cleaner’s in Murray UT
Walkin's Welcome
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At a nail salon
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
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At a loan company
Speed Limit 13½
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TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
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Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4
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The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
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Please! No walking allowed without membership card.
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At a mall
Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.
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In the window of a Kentucky appliance store
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet
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In a restroom
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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An energy conservation sign
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
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Safety Ladder – Use at Your Own Risk
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On a ladder
Members and Non Members Only
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