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Signs At a tree surgeon’s truck

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

Signs Translations In a Mexican elevator

PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits

Signs Liquor store name

You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

Signs Along road at Florida border

A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development

Signs On a pickup truck

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

Signs At a church

In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.

Signs On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

We have medium prices.

Signs At a fortune teller’s

QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

We are open on Labor Day.

Signs In a maternity clothes store

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

Caution – Cross Only When Cars Stop

Somewhat Disabled

Signs At parking space

Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

Signs Froggy’s Towing

Our Teachers Make a Differance

Signs [sic] Outside a school

No Parking Above This Sign

Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots

Signs Translations ? Food packaging

Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.