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For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

FREE Mullet Removal

WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road

Caution: Not An Automatic Door

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile

24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98

Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

This Month Specials – No Fuel

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

Walk Only

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less

Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

Thefts Are Occurring In The Building

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

Please Go Away!

Please do not eat.

May We Have the Next Dents?