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Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz

Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays

For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.

Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less

Dye Now!

$2.99 ANY GARMENT

Most Garments (in small print below)

Walkin's Welcome

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Speed Limit 13½

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4

The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1

Please! No walking allowed without membership card.

Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.

Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29

Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

Safety Ladder – Use at Your Own Risk

Members and Non Members Only