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Author: Sign Page 16
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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Signs
At a convalescent home
Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag
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Signs
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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Signs
On an overhanging sign near an overpass
FREE Mullet Removal
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Miscellaneous
Outside a barbershop in Elk River MN
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
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Signs
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
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Signs
By the door of a restaurant
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
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Signs
On menu of a Chinese restaurant
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
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Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
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On a road in Boston during a major construction project
This Month Specials – No Fuel
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Signs
At a gas station
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
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Walk Only
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On a handicapped wheelchair sign
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
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Signs
In a laundry room
get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less
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Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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Signs
On a septic service truck
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
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Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
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On an ice machine
Please Go Away!
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In window of a travel agency
Please do not eat.
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Label on Odor Eaters
May We Have the Next Dents?
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Signs
At an auto body shop
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