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Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
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At a church
How To Repair Your VCR
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The title of a how-to video tape
I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House
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Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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Outside a church
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
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You Shit It… We Get It
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On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
Austin Flowers
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Name of a flower store
No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
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‘nuff said
Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.
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On a plumber’s truck
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
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The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
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Large banner outside a building
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
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Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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By order of the District Council
Time Wounds All Heels
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In a podiatrist's window
Refrigerate after opening.
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Label on a refrigerator
God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
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At a church
No Trees or Branches – Wood Only
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On a dumpster
Pizza The Action
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Name of a pizza parlor
Beware of Signs
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Alongside a road
Dew It Yourself
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For lawn sprinkler system
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