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Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

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To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

Crime Signs Translations

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

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Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

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DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out

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Please do not disturb further.

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No Loose Women

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This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address

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In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

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Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…

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CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

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Ears Pierced While You Wait

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DEAD END • NO U TURN

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HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris

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Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th

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No Sex Please

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HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)

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QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

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Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

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80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

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WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…

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