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Caution, Poison Ivy

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DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

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We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.

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Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

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Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy

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Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]

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SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

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If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.

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Stock up and save!  Limit one per customer.

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Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit

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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

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Members and Non Members Only

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Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

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Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

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If Your Cup Runneth Over, Let Someone Else Runneth the Car.

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If you can't read or write, phone this number.

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This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication

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Speed Limit 13½

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NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.

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FREE Mullet Removal

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Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work

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