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Author: Sign Page 17
Power to the People.
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Signs
At an electric company
Have Your Next Affair Here
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Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
Cash Transactions 57.*% Off
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Signs
At a flea market
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
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Signs
On a subway car
Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
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Signs
Last line added underneath
7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak
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Signs
At a pizza shop
Glory Hole Park
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Signs
Stop Wait 34 Seconds
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Signs
At a railroad crossing
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
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Signs
On side of a garbage truck
Caution – Wet Floor When Windy
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Signs
Outside a parking garage
Diesel Fried Chicken
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Signs
At a truck stop
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
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In a restroom
Titanic Canoe Rental
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In Wisconsin
CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
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Signs
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
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Signs
At an Exxon station
Super G String Cheese
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Signs
5 oz pkg $1.49
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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Signs
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Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
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Outside an amusement park ride
Our Teachers Make a Differance
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Signs
[sic]
Outside a school
Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
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Signs
On shelf of bananas
Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
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Signs
Of surrounding trees
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