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Author: Sign Page 17
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
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Signs
On a menu
0% OFF • Select Items – Today
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Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
Lots for little.
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In a realtor's office
This Is Not a Good Sign
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Broken English Spoken Perfectly
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Seen at a store in the Yucatan Peninsula
Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30
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At a coffee shop in Spokane WA
Real Men Don’t Need Instructions
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No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
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On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers
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Safety ladder, climb at own risk.
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On a dock in Juneau AK
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
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In a cafeteria
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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In a veterinarian's waiting room
Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat
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Printed on a 5-gallon bucket
Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
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Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
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At a Milwaukee tire shop
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
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At a home
Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed
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On a retail store door in Stevens Point WI
Come in and have a fit.
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At a shoe store
No Persons With Diarrhea Permitted in Fountain
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Signs
Says it all
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