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Author: Sign Page 18
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
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Signs
In a safari park
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Outside a building
RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
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Name of a hair salon
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
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Inside a bowling alley
Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away
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In a library
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
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In a restroom
Your vinyl resting place.
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In a waterbed shop
CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
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KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
Lots for little.
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In a realtor's office
Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
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CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
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In the service area of a small airport
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
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On a septic tank truck
Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
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On a billboard
TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority
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NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
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In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
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On the door of a store
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
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Outside a disco
PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits
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Liquor store name
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