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Tank Heaven For Little Grills

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No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed

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Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

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Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship

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HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD

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I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!

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Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

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Refrigerate after opening.

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Feats of Clay

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Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

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7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

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Picnic Supplies

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Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

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If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

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For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

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Keep your wait under control – take a number.

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Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel

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These rows reserved for parents with children.

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Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention

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Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

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FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.

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