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Author: Sign Page 18
Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
Sign
Signs
On shelf of bananas
Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]
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Signs
Froggy’s Towing
B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm
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Signs
Ad for Bingo at an American Legion Post
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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Signs
At a disco
Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention
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Signs
At a dry cleaners
Don’tt Drink and Drive
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Signs
Road sign
BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
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Signs
Two signs in a store window
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
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Signs
A billboard
May We Have the Next Dents?
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Signs
At an auto body shop
Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset
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Signs
At the start of a mountain trail
Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances
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Signs
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
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Signs
At a Milwaukee tire shop
The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
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Signs
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
Sign
Signs
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
Sign
Signs
At a church
Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
Sign
Signs
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
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Signs
Signs Are Not Permitted in Viva Cuba Garden
Sign
Signs
A sign in the Garden
In Missouri
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
Sign
Signs
Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
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