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WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

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7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

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Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

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Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

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Caution: Not An Automatic Door

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Malfunction: Too less water.

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No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea

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Don’t forget your ring!

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Invest in an underground condominium.

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School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

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Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!

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$2.99 ANY GARMENT

Most Garments (in small print below)

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You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.

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Super G String Cheese

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For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church

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B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm

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NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

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CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT

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No Parking Above This Sign

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Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

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Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

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