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Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired

Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm

In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!

Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention

Don’tt Drink and Drive

BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99

Don't Make Me Come Down There – God

May We Have the Next Dents?

Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset

Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1

Free Juice Packet – $0.35

Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS

Report: Armstrong Used Rugs