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Author: Sign Page 19
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
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At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
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Get A Brain! Morans
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Man carrying a protest sign
World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.
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Japanese whisky advertisement
Wise guise
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On shelves of camouflage apparel
Please do not disturb further.
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On a door to a psychiatric ward
The Optimist Club of Cape Fear
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Blind Drive on Right
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Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non-smoking area
DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
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Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
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On a display toilet in a store
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
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Pickens Nose Trail
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Big Bone Lick State Park
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Kentucky
Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5
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67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building
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When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
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On a Tennessee highway
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
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At a car wash
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
Do Not Hump This Car
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On the back of a caboose
We are open on Labor Day.
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In a maternity clothes store
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