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Author: Sign Page 19
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
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Signs
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
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At a church
No muff too tough for us!
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At a muffler shop
Get A Brain! Morans
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Man carrying a protest sign
Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way
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All on one signpost
WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
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Why Don't You Just Go Away!
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Outside a travel agency
Step Back Inn
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A hotel in New Mexico
Miame Heat
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On a counterfeit wheel cover
Power to the People.
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At an electric company
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
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BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!
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Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances
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Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
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Outside a carwash
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Along a road near a prison
Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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In a cab
CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut
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In an airplane cockpit
Blackened Bluefish
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On the menu of a restaurant
Brief Moments
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Name of an English lingerie shop
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