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Parking for drive-through customers only.

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Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

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CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …

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Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

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Lent: Spring Training For Christians

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Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09

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Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

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Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

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OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available

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Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

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If Your Cup Runneth Over, Let Someone Else Runneth the Car.

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Sleep with someone you know.

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PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

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Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!

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Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances

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Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

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Private – Customer Parking Only – All Others Will Be Toad

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For Old Dimes Sake

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Please do not smile at strangers

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PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

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For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

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