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RONG PHUK RESTAURANT

Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

I Go Where I'm Towed

Free rose for mother with gas.

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.

Garbage Only – No Trash

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

STIFF

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.

NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.

Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing

No Dumping Allowed

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

This Light Never Turns Green