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2. Or YELL

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Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…

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Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98

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The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

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The Optimist Club of Cape Fear

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Private – Customer Parking Only – All Others Will Be Toad

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The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste

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Lane Closed To Ease Congestion

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Edifice Wrecks

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Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

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Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

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Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

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Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag

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100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

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Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…

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Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog

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We Dispense With Accuracy

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CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

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Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

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Let Us Remove Your Shorts

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No muff too tough for us!

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