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Author: Sign Page 2
RONG PHUK RESTAURANT
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Name of an Oriental restaurant
Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.
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After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
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I Go Where I'm Towed
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On a car being towed by a motor home
Free rose for mother with gas.
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A Mother’s Day gas station sign
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
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At a church
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
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In a store
Garbage Only – No Trash
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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non–smoking area
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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In the grocery store
NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.
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Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer
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SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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STIFF
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On a Tombstone
Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
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At a zoo
Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.
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Children
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In window of Hampstead bookseller
NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.
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On a city telephone pole
Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing
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On road outside a factory
No Dumping Allowed
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Alongside a portable toilet
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
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At a hospital
This Light Never Turns Green
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At a traffic light
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