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Author: Sign Page 2
10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.
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Signs
At the Miyajima ropeway in Hiroshima Japan
How To Repair Your VCR
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Signs
The title of a how-to video tape
Urine Goes Here
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Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
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Signs
Refrigerate after opening.
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Signs
Label on a refrigerator
Watch Blow Out
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Signs
Outside a jewelry store
Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage
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Signs
Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper
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Miscellaneous
Highway sign
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
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Signs
On a little restaurant
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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Signs
Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy
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Signs
NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.
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Signs
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
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Signs
Alongside a road
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
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Signs
On a tanker truck
Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]
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Signs
Froggy’s Towing
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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Signs
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
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Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
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Signs
The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work
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Signs
At a Kentucky appliance store
Beaver Cleaners
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Signs
At a dry cleaners
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
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Signs
Seen during a conference
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