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10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.

How To Repair Your VCR

Urine Goes Here

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

Refrigerate after opening.

Watch Blow Out

Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage

Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders

Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy

NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.

LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)

Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work

Beaver Cleaners

For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.