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Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

Let us fill your crack!

TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

Buoys and Gulls.

80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law

If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.

Push, Push, Push.

Caution: Nuts Crossing Road

STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out

Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring

Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

New Fecal Matter Cakes

Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt