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Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)

Blind Drive on Right

Stop Wait 34 Seconds

Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

English Tootering

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God

Out Chopin

My way is the highway. – God

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..

Feats of Clay

For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.

We Really Know Our Stuff

PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area