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Author: Sign Page 20
Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)
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Signs
Blind Drive on Right
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Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
Stop Wait 34 Seconds
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At a railroad crossing
Entrance Only – Do Not Enter
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Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary
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Adjoining signs
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You
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On a copy machine
English Tootering
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In front of a small language school in Vancouver British Columbia
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
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Outside a church
Out Chopin
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On music teacher's door
My way is the highway. – God
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Outside a church
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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At a zoo penguin enclosure
Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
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At a restaurant
Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..
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Maryland
Feats of Clay
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A pottery shop
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
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In a hospital
We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing
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At a cemetery
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Alongside a road
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