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Author: Sign Page 20
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
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At a restaurant
Let us fill your crack!
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On an asphalt truck
TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority
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ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
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At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
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On a road in Boston during a major construction project
Buoys and Gulls.
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Nautical themed restrooms
80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.
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Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
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At a church
Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
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Outside a church
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law
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Sisters of Mercy
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.
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Seen outside a store
Push, Push, Push.
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On maternity room door
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
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At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!
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Outside a bar in Darwin Australia
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
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You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
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Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
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From a menu
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
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At a church
New Fecal Matter Cakes
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Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
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At a hotel
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