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Author: Sign Page 20
Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.
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Signs
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms
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On a restroom wall
38 Years On the Same Spot
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At a New Mexico dry cleaners
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Outside a building
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
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At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals
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PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence
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On a fence
Unfiltered Drinking Water
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On a water fountain in a Chinese hotel
Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting
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Dumbwoman’s Lane
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Road sign in England
No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of public school
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
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In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
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FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
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At a motel
JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
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On an ice machine
Stock up and save! Limit one per customer.
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In a department store
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
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Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
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Adjoining signs
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