Author: Sign Page 20

Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.

Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket

Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms

38 Years On the Same Spot

Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…

If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence

Unfiltered Drinking Water

Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting

No Trespassing Without Permission

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

Stock up and save!  Limit one per customer.

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route