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Author: Sign Page 20
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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Signs
On a proctologist’s door
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Signs
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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Signs
DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping
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At a beach
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
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Signs
Along a road
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club
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Out of Date Medicine – $1.00
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Signs
Over a display of medicines including contraceptives
Do not open this door when locked.
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Signs
On a gym door
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
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At a church
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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Signs
No Smoking Dogs
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Signs
On a restaurant window
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Outside a church
FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….
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Animals
Dogs
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Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention
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Signs
At a dry cleaners
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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Signs
On a fence
Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics
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Signs
On a billboard
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
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Signs
On a restroom hand dryer
7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak
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Signs
At a pizza shop
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
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Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
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Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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On Interstate 5 in San Diego
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