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Mental Health Prevention Center

Hackers Ahead

Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign

Got Poop?

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

No stopping or standing.

Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike

Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…

Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

Parking for drive-through customers only.

Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

We're #1 In the #2 Business

This Church Is Prayer Conditioned