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Author: Sign Page 21
The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….
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Signs
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
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At a weight-reduction business
STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE
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Road sign at an intersection
No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed
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BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive
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Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
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In an airport
Feats of Clay
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A pottery shop
We Offer Pizza and Quiet.
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At a pizza shop
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
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No Trees or Branches – Wood Only
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On a dumpster
Archangel Fireworks Inc.
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Lent: Spring Training For Christians
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At a church
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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On a plumber's truck
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Across the back of a garbage truck
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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At a disco
Blind Persons Cross Here
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At a crosswalk
No Loose Women
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On a shop window
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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In a High School in NJ
No Loitering or Prowling
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