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Author: Sign Page 21
Do Not Put Soap in Lock
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European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness
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NOPCME (no p c me)
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A urologist's license plate
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
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In a hospital
No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
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Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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In the grocery store
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
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In a cafeteria
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
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If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
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From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
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Alongside a road
Speed Limit 13½
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Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary
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Adjoining signs
WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
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Along road at Florida border
Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!
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Above door of a store
Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots
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Food packaging
Caution – No Warning Signs
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Alongside a road
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
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$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…
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Wanted poster
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
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Can UCLA?
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At a California Smog Station
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