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Author: Sign Page 21
Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
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Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years
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At a church
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger
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On a traffic light
The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….
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Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
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Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
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A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
If You Soil this Vehicle a Charge Will Be Made
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WARNING TO TOURISTS – Do Not Laugh At the Natives
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24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
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SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion
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If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
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At an optometrist's office
Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.
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In a gas station
Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.
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On a movie theater
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
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The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
French Creeps
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Translation
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In a Los Angeles restaurant
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
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Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
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At a church
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
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At a farmer's field
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Outside a building
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