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Do Not Put Soap in Lock

European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness

NOPCME (no p c me)

For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.

Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

Speed Limit 13½

Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary

WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!

Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots

Caution – No Warning Signs

Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range

Can UCLA?