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Author: Sign Page 21
Mental Health Prevention Center
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Signs
At a medical building
Hackers Ahead
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Signs
Alongside a road
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
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Signs
In England
Got Poop?
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Signs
Franz Septic Pumping truck in Vermont
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
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Signs
Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
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Signs
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Signs
Notice in health food shop window
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
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Signs
No stopping or standing.
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Signs
At a bus stop
Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike
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Miscellaneous
Outside Buzz’s Bike Shop
Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…
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Signs
In an airport
Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
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Signs
At a church
Parking for drive-through customers only.
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Signs
At a McDonald's in California
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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Signs
By order of the District Council
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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Signs
Outside a church
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
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Signs
Alongside a road
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Signs
All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.
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Signs
A sign in a convenience store in Hillsboro NH
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
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Signs
We're #1 In the #2 Business
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
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Signs
At a church
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