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Welcome to Accident

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Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

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Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.

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WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

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If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

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When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!

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Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

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Broken English Spoken Perfectly

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Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

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Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

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Tip-ing is not a city in China.

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.

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This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

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PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence

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Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice

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CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

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Belt your family. It's the law.

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No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic

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