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Author: Sign Page 22
Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
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Blind Persons Cross Here
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At a crosswalk
We Dispense With Accuracy
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In a New York drugstore
Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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In a Mexican elevator
Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.
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Auto Repair Service Station
PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
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At a zoo
No Dumping Allowed
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Alongside a portable toilet
Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
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At a liquor store
French Creeps
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In a Los Angeles restaurant
Mental Health Prevention Center
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At a medical building
Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
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On a highway billboard
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Elephant Butte Inn
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An inn in New Mexico
Street Terminates 00 Feet
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On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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At a zoo penguin enclosure
You're too good for him.
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In a woman’s restroom
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
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BUY ONE, GET ONE
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My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
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On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only
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