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Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

Blind Persons Cross Here

We Dispense With Accuracy

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.

PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

No Dumping Allowed

Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm

French Creeps

Mental Health Prevention Center

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

Elephant Butte Inn

Street Terminates 00 Feet

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

You're too good for him.

SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

BUY ONE, GET ONE

My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only