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Author: Sign Page 22
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
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Signs
At a hospital
We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets
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Signs
On the door of a restaurant
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
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Signs
In a New Jersey restaurant
PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing
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At a cemetery
Somewhat Disabled
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Signs
At parking space
Unfiltered Drinking Water
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Signs
On a water fountain in a Chinese hotel
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
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Signs
At a park
Open dusk till dawn.
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At a playground
PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
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At a zoo
HIGH PRICES!!
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Signs
A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
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Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
Soul Food Served Here
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Signs
At a church
Step Back Inn
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Signs
A hotel in New Mexico
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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Signs
On a proctologist’s door
BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
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Signs
Two signs in a store window
Lent: Spring Training For Christians
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Signs
At a church
Keep your wait under control – take a number.
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At a bakery
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Signs
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Back in 37½ Seconds
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Signs
At food court counter
BYE
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Signs
On a Tombstone
Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.
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Signs
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