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Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way

Where a Flush Beats a Full House

Signs On a septic tank truck

Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You

Signs At a church

Cycle Lane – Except cycles

Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek

Signs [sic] Crestwood Illinois

Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out

Signs In Nags Head NC

STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams

Signs At a car wash

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.

Signs At a San Diego California department store

To expedite your visit please back in.

Signs On a Proctologist's door

HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris

We ID everyone under 130.

Signs In a liquor store

You Dump It… We Pump It

Signs On a septic truck in Pennsylvania

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle

Signs On a billboard

Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”

Signs At a motel

Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30

Signs At a coffee shop in Spokane WA

Attention – Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th floor.