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NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted

SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS

CAUTION – Tomatoes →

Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck

Yelling Dental Clinic

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….

Unfiltered Drinking Water

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

This is the back door. The front door is around the back.

NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

Do Not Hump This Car

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care