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Try our new zesty owl.

Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car

80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church

STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out

Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives

To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper

Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle

Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

BYE

Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset

We go out on a limb for you.

WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

This Light Never Turns Green