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NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

Thai Me Up

Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!

DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark

THIS IS NOT A BIN

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…

BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS

Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING

Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek

Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!