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Author: Sign Page 23
You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.
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Signs
At a bee farm
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
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Signs
Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
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Signs
Outside a hotel
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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Signs
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
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Signs
Out Chopin
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Signs
On music teacher's door
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
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Signs
Our Best Is None Too Good
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Signs
On a delicatessen wall
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
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Signs
Along a road
Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
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Signs
On a front door
Street Terminates 00 Feet
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Signs
On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
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Signs
A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
We Haul American Made Products
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Signs
Bill's Septic Cleaning
Invest in an underground condominium.
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Signs
Cemetery plots
Austin Flowers
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Signs
Name of a flower store
Have Your Next Affair Here
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Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
Time Wounds All Heels
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Signs
In a podiatrist's window
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Signs
Across the back of a garbage truck
Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag
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Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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Signs
At a church
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