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Author: Sign Page 23
Stay in school and be up to know-good
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Signs
At a school
Try our new zesty owl.
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Signs
A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
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Signs
In a safari park
80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.
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Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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Signs
On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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Signs
At a New York nursing home
STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives
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Signs
On a billboard
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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Signs
In a restroom stall
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
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Signs
Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
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Signs
On a billboard
Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
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Signs
On a road in Boston during a major construction project
BYE
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Signs
On a Tombstone
Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset
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Signs
At the start of a mountain trail
We go out on a limb for you.
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At a tree surgeon’s truck
WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…
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MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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In a veterinarian's waiting room
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
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At a zoo exhibit
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
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At a church
This Light Never Turns Green
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Signs
At a traffic light
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