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Author: Sign Page 23
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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In a High School in NJ
Thai Me Up
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In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
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At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
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THIS IS NOT A BIN
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On a bin
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
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Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”
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Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
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FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…
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BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
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Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
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WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING
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Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1
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Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek
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[sic]
Crestwood Illinois
Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice
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On A road in Cyprus (translated)
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
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At a Las Vegas hotel
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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Buy one dog, regular price, get one flea…
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Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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A billboard in Africa
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