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Author: Sign Page 23
Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home
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At a loan company office
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
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Along a road
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
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CAUTION – Tomatoes →
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On a telephone pole
Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck
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Yelling Dental Clinic
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Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
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A public park no skateboarding sign
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Outside a building
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non-smoking area
Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
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Unfiltered Drinking Water
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On a water fountain in a Chinese hotel
Ears Pierced While You Wait
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In a jeweler's shop
Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat
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Printed on a 5-gallon bucket
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
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Crime
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Translations
At a Japanese hotel
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
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This is the back door. The front door is around the back.
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NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
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In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
Do Not Hump This Car
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On the back of a caboose
Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
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On a Mobil© station pump
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
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An optometrist's office
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