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Author: Sign Page 24
Strictly no climbing picnics
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Signs
At a picnic ground
B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm
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Signs
Ad for Bingo at an American Legion Post
Where a Flush Beats a Full House
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Outside a church
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY
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Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win
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Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign
Buoys and Gulls.
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Nautical themed restrooms
LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY
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DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
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TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
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Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
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At a zoo
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
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Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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On a fence
NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed
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In Madison Wisconsin
Cash Transactions 57.*% Off
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At a flea market
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Tombstone
Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
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Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience
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Closed Due To Illness
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Signs
In a health food shop window
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