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Strictly no climbing picnics

B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm

Where a Flush Beats a Full House

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY

Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win

Buoys and Gulls.

LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY

DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed

Cash Transactions 57.*% Off

OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990

Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.

The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience

Closed Due To Illness