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We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.

Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!

Everyday low value

Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen

Thai Me Up

Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

Goat Guard Dog On Duty

To expedite your visit please back in.

Now Available In Multi-Packs

Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…

No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby

Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza

In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.

If you can't read or write, phone this number.

Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!

Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense

Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels