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Caution – No Warning Signs

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STIFF

God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!

CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads

Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

Closed for the holidays.

CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!

Our fish come from the best schools.

Invest in an underground condominium.

Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.

HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)

Safety Ladder – Use at Your Own Risk

Dye Now!

No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed

Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.

This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]

This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.

PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted

FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.