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Author: Sign Page 24
Caution – No Warning Signs
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Alongside a road
Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!
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A billboard
STIFF
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On a Tombstone
God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
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At a church
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
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In the service area of a small airport
Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$
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Outside a gas station
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
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Translations
In a park in China
Closed for the holidays.
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At a Catholic Church during Christmas
CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
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KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
Our fish come from the best schools.
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At a restaurant
Invest in an underground condominium.
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Cemetery plots
Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.
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District of North Vancouver
HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
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Safety Ladder – Use at Your Own Risk
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On a ladder
Dye Now!
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In a beauty shop
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Outside a building
Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.
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Children
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In window of Hampstead bookseller
This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]
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At an office
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
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PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted
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FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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Signs
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