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Author: Sign Page 24
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing
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On road outside a factory
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
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At an Exxon station
Our Infamous Steaks
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At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
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At a farm equipment dealership
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
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At a church
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
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On a septic tank truck
No Smoking Dogs
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On a restaurant window
Can UCLA?
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At a California Smog Station
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
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In a store
Mental Health Prevention Center
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At a medical building
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non–smoking area
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby
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In an apartment house
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
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Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants
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Outside a building
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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On a proctologist’s door
Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win
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Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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At a church
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
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In a safari park
Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
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At a church
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