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Author: Sign Page 24
We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
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At a farm equipment dealership
Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!
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A billboard
Everyday low value
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On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
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Thai Me Up
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In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
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GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Alongside a road
Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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On a fence
To expedite your visit please back in.
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On a Proctologist's door
Now Available In Multi-Packs
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On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards
Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…
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In an airport
No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby
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In an apartment house
Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza
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Signs
At a pizza parlor
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
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Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk
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Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!
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Sign on a business’s door
Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
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Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention
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At a dry cleaners
6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
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Signs
On a 7/Eleven door
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
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Signs
On a septic tank truck in Oregon
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