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FREE Mullet Removal

Dew It Yourself

Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.

Glory Hole Park

Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck

100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza

NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

Watch Your Head

Genuine Fake Watches

SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion

APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule

Refrigerate after opening.

“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…