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6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

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PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

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No Trees or Branches – Wood Only

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Report: Armstrong Used Rugs

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Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day

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The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

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Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

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Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use

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H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival

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Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits

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No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea

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Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

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Let Me Meat Your Needs

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Why Don't You Just Go Away!

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Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!

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CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …

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We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

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Please consume all food on premises.

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DEAD END • NO U TURN

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Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)

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Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

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