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For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.

Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.

Do Not Stand On the Turtle

Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75

Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..

These rows reserved for parents with children.

APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)

No Loitering or Prowling

FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….

Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.

Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

Dry Paint

If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

This Is Not a Good Sign