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Author: Sign Page 25
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
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In a hospital
Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.
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Do Not Stand On the Turtle
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Near a zoo turtle statue
Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
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On Oriental restaurant menu
Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..
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Maryland
These rows reserved for parents with children.
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At a church
APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule
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In a restaurant window
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
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At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
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Crime
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At a Japanese hotel
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)
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On a repair shop door
No Loitering or Prowling
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FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….
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Animals
Dogs
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Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
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A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!
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Man sitting at side of road
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
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Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
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CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
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Dry Paint
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On a freshly painted wall
If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
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At an optometrist's office
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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This Is Not a Good Sign
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