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If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

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Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

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Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

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Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

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The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

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Yelling Dental Clinic

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Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here

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JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL

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Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

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Glory Hole Park

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7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

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Eat Here and Get Gas

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Been burglarized? Get alarmed!

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TUAT Swimming Team

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You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.

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99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

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Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks

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If you can't read or write, phone this number.

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Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants

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STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

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