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Bach In a Minuet

Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

Stop! Look! Lessen!

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Out Chopin

No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside

Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

Our Teachers Make a Differance

Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager