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Author: Sign Page 26
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
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World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.
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Japanese whisky advertisement
Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed
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At a golf course
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
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CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …
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Sign on a telephone pole
No Dumping Allowed
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Alongside a portable toilet
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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By a half-eaten tulip display
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
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On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You
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CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut
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In an airplane cockpit
These rows reserved for parents with children.
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At a church
We Aim To Please, So, Please, You Aim Too
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In the bathroom of a mom and pop store
Walk Only
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On a handicapped wheelchair sign
Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic
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Translations
At a parking garage exit
Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
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Outside a church
Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
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Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
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At a restaurant
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Over a guest room bed
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
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At a church
Dry Paint
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On a freshly painted wall
OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
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On an information office door
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