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Author: Sign Page 26
Bach In a Minuet
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Signs
On the door of a music library
Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00
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Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed
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At a golf course
Stop! Look! Lessen!
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At a weight-reduction business
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
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In a health food store
Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
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Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
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On a highway billboard
Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
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Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
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On Oriental restaurant menu
TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
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Out Chopin
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On music teacher's door
No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
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‘nuff said
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
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At a massage parlor
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
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On a septic tank truck in Oregon
Our Teachers Make a Differance
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[sic]
Outside a school
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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On a septic service truck
Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
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At a church
No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea
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Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
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On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
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Outside a church
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
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