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Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …

No Dumping Allowed

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.

Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut

These rows reserved for parents with children.

We Aim To Please, So, Please, You Aim Too

Walk Only

Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.

Dry Paint

OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available