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Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances

Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care

Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing

Hauling political promises

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels

Our Best Is None Too Good

Open dusk till dawn.

Yelling Dental Clinic

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Do Not Use This Urinal

Dildo

Get A Brain! Morans

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend