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Author: Sign Page 27
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Signs
Over a guest room bed
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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Signs
Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away
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Signs
In a library
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
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Signs
In a store window
Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
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Signs
Please Go Away!
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Signs
In window of a travel agency
The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.
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Signs
In a Michigan restaurant
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
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Signs
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Signs
Alongside a road
Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza
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Signs
At a pizza parlor
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
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Signs
In a dry cleaner's shop
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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Signs
We Really Know Our Stuff
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Signs
On a taxidermist's window
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
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Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
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Signs
At a church
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
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Signs
On a shopping mall marquee
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
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Signs
Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
Stop! Look! Lessen!
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Signs
At a weight-reduction business
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
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Signs
(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
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Signs
On an ice machine
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