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Author: Sign Page 27
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Outside a barbershop in Elk River MN
Titanic Canoe Rental
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In Wisconsin
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
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Outside a bar
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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By order of the District Council
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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At a gas station in Orlando FL
Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.
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Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat
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Printed on a 5-gallon bucket
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
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On a pickup truck
Hidden Cache
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In Ottawa
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
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On the door of a store
No On Premises Consumation of Alochol
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At a gas station in Currituck County North Carolina
Cash Transactions 57.*% Off
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At a flea market
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
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Outside a school
NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
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In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
These rows reserved for parents with children.
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At a church
NOW WE TAKING JOB APPLICATION
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
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At a auto repair shop
The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….
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Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
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