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Tip-ing is not a city in China.

SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Reserved for plant manager.

Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting

Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.

BUY ONE, GET ONE

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

Do not open this door when locked.

Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush

CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

Hidden Cache

Urine Goes Here