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Author: Sign Page 27
Tip-ing is not a city in China.
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Signs
At a restaurant in New York
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
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TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
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Reserved for plant manager.
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Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
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In a toy department
Real Men Don’t Need Instructions
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Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
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Signs
At a church
80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.
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Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
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Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
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Do not open this door when locked.
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Signs
On a gym door
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
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Last line added underneath
CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.
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If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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Signs
At a zoo penguin enclosure
Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk
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DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
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Label on a chainsaw
Dumbwoman’s Lane
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Signs
Road sign in England
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
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Signs
At a church
Hidden Cache
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Signs
In Ottawa
Urine Goes Here
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Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
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