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Author: Sign Page 27
Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances
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Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
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Alongside a road
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
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Signs
In a New England church
Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
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At a zoo
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
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An optometrist's office
Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing
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On road outside a factory
Hauling political promises
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On a septic truck
Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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In a High School in NJ
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
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Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels
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On a septic truck
Our Best Is None Too Good
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On a delicatessen wall
Open dusk till dawn.
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At a playground
Yelling Dental Clinic
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Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
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At a hospital
NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up
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Translations
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
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Do Not Use This Urinal
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Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
Dildo
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Road sign for a town on Newfoundland
Get A Brain! Morans
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Man carrying a protest sign
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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At a zoo penguin enclosure
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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