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Author: Sign Page 28
15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!
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Signs
In a Tacoma WA men's clothing store
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
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Signs
We're #1 In the #2 Business
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk
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Signs
LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY
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Signs
Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully
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Signs
At a Monterey park
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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Signs
An energy conservation sign
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
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Signs
At a towing company
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Myer hairdryer
Curtains for You
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Signs
Name of an English store
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
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Signs
On a fence
TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority
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To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
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Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?
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Held by a panhandler
Pleased to Meat You
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Signs
On butcher's window
Genuine Fake Watches
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WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
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DEAD END • NO U TURN
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Adjoining road signs
Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances
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ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help
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Billboard
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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Signs
At a lake
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