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15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!

ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007

We're #1 In the #2 Business

Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY

Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully

Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

Do not use while sleeping.

Curtains for You

WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?

Pleased to Meat You

Genuine Fake Watches

WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

DEAD END • NO U TURN

Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances

ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break