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This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

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Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

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The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1

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Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

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Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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Lent: Spring Training For Christians

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Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt

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Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

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Diesel Fried Chicken

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When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

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NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.

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Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!

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Members and Non Members Only

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Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

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All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library

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We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!

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Haircuts while you wait.

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Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort

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Back in 37½ Seconds

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Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

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Super G String Cheese

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