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Author: Sign Page 28
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
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WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…
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Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly
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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.
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On a street pole
Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!
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On a Venetian blind dealer’s car
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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No Trespassing Without Permission
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BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!
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ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles
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Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
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In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
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On a Tennessee highway
FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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Best Place To Take a Leak
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On a radiator repair garage
No Sex Please
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Mental Health Prevention Center
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In a New York medical building
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Back in 37½ Seconds
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At food court counter
Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
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At a church
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