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Safety ladder, climb at own risk.

Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

Back in 37½ Seconds

Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

Austin Flowers

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

We Dispense With Accuracy