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Author: Sign Page 28
Safety ladder, climb at own risk.
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Signs
On a dock in Juneau AK
Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
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Last line added underneath
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
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80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.
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Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available
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Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!
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Signs
At a church
Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them
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Signs
At a donut shop
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
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Signs
At a zoo exhibit
Back in 37½ Seconds
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Signs
At food court counter
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
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Signs
In counselor's office
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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Signs
Hanging over road before an underpass
We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
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Signs
At a farm equipment dealership
Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
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Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Austin Flowers
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Signs
Name of a flower store
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
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Signs
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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At a lake
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
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CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
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Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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At a church
ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles
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We Dispense With Accuracy
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Signs
In a New York drugstore
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