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Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…

Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29

Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly

I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!

Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!

No Trespassing Without Permission

BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!

When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable

FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.

Best Place To Take a Leak

No Sex Please

Mental Health Prevention Center

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

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Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.