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Author: Sign Page 29
Come in and have a fit.
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Signs
At a shoe store
Parking For Birds Only
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Signs
In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Signs
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When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!
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Signs
At a funeral home
Dead End – Employee Parking
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Signs
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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Signs
This Light Never Turns Green
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Signs
At a traffic light
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
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Signs
Above a restroom sink
Mental Health Prevention Center
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Signs
In a New York medical building
B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
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Signs
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
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Signs
Outside a church
No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
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Signs
On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
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Signs
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
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Signs
In a restaurant window
OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
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Signs
On an information office door
Thai Me Up
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Signs
In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
We have medium prices.
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Signs
At a fortune teller’s
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
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Pizza The Action
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Signs
Name of a pizza parlor
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
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Signs
On a prescription label
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