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Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …

Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3

No Trespassing Without Permission

Wise guise

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

Why Don't You Just Go Away!

Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.

Terminal Drugs

Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?

Closed Due To Illness

BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You