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Do not use while sleeping.

Remember the mane!

KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD

DANGER Due To Hipsters

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you

Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time

CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut

Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit

Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75

Speed Limit 13½

Goat Guard Dog On Duty

Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$

Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store