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Author: Sign Page 29
Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
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Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
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CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …
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Sign on a telephone pole
Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3
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Name of a store
No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of public school
Wise guise
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On shelves of camouflage apparel
Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
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From a menu
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
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Large sign outside a bar
Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
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Why Don't You Just Go Away!
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Outside a travel agency
Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.
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Terminal Drugs
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Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal
Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?
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Held by a panhandler
Closed Due To Illness
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In a health food shop window
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
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Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
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Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
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(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
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Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…
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The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You
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On a copy machine
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