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Author: Sign Page 29
Do not use while sleeping.
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On a Myer hairdryer
Remember the mane!
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At a hair salon
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
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At a restaurant
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
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At an Exxon station
DANGER Due To Hipsters
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On construction scaffolding
CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
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Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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At a dry cleaners
Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
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Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
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CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Notice in health food shop window
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you
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Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time
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CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut
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In an airplane cockpit
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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On Interstate 5 in San Diego
Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
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On Oriental restaurant menu
Speed Limit 13½
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Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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On a fence
Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$
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Outside a gas station
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
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