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Author: Sign Page 29
Closed for the holidays.
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Signs
At a Catholic Church during Christmas
Bargain Basement Upstairs
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Signs
In a London department store
Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy
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Signs
At a shop
Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away
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Signs
In a library
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Signs
Label on gloves
Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
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Signs
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
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Signs
Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
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Signs
On a billboard
Thai Me Up
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Signs
In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
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Signs
At a church
No Dumping Allowed
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Signs
Alongside a portable toilet
Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice
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Signs
On A road in Cyprus (translated)
Edifice Wrecks
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Signs
At a demolition company
JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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Signs
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
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Signs
On a pickup truck
The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience
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Signs
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
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Signs
At a massage parlor
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
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Signs
In the service area of a small airport
Beware of Signs
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Signs
Alongside a road
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Signs
Over a guest room bed
Lots for little.
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Signs
In a realtor's office
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