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Hidden Cache

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Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..

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Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink

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Diesel Fried Chicken

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Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route

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Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

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Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics

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Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

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⬅ Trips to the Moon

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Pleased to Meat You

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Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

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Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

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Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

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We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.

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Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

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Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)

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Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck

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Our Best Is None Too Good

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This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk

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