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Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
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Signs
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club
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Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
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At a University Center
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
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The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
Coca-Cora
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On a soft drink display in China
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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In the grocery store
BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
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ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
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At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
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At a church
One shoe shined absolutely free.
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At a shoe shine stand
The Frying Scotsman
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Name of a restaurant
Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee
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At a church
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing
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At a cemetery
6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
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On a 7/Eleven door
Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
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Signs
A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
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In a store window
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
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Fried Liver Wash
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Road sign
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE
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Road sign at an intersection
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