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Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

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Our Best Is None Too Good

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DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE

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Parking for drive-through customers only.

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Reserved for plant manager.

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PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing

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Private – Customer Parking Only – All Others Will Be Toad

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Remember the mane!

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Ears Pierced While You Wait

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No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea

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Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night

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The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”

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Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5

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100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

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Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.

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STIFF

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Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.

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Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

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Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

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Caution: Not An Automatic Door

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Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here

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