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Signs
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
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WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING
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Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
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Outside a church
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
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Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
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Adjoining signs on a school gate
Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
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Wonderful Bargains For Men With 16 and 17 Necks
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In a clothing store
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
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For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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At a convalescent home
Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink
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Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
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Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
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School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
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Outside a school
No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed
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CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.
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Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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At a church
Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]
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Protest sign
This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
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At a church
We Really Know Our Stuff
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Signs
On a taxidermist's window
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