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Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Wonderful Bargains For Men With 16 and 17 Necks

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed

CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

This Church Is Prayer Conditioned

We Really Know Our Stuff