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Author: Sign Page 30
Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
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Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
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Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
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At a Milwaukee tire shop
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
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Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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Outside a church
Stop Wait 34 Seconds
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At a railroad crossing
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
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On a fence
Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.
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Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting
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Dead End – Employee Parking
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DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
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Label on a chainsaw
Beware of Signs
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Alongside a road
These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
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From a menu in Fort Bragg CA
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
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At a restaurant
All fiends and relatives.
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On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger
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On a traffic light
Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
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Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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At a convalescent home
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)
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On a repair shop door
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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Do Not Activate With Wet Hands
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On a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago
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