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Author: Sign Page 30
STIFF
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Signs
On a Tombstone
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law
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Signs
Sisters of Mercy
Yelling Dental Clinic
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Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
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Signs
At a number of military bases
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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Signs
This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."
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Signs
Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up
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Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.
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Street Terminates 00 Feet
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On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
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In a restroom
“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”
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Signs
At a motel
This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]
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Signs
At an office
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Signs
At a church
Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
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Signs
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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Signs
On a fence
We Haul American Made Products
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Signs
Bill's Septic Cleaning
Hackers Ahead
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Alongside a road
How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R
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Held by a Mets fan referring to Atlanta Brave pitcher John Rocker
Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
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THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
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Signs
No Loose Women
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Signs
On a shop window
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