Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Sign Page 30
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
Sign
Signs
In the grocery store
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
Sign
Signs
RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.
Sign
Signs
?
In Boston
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
Sign
Signs
At a parking garage
Invest in an underground condominium.
Sign
Signs
Cemetery plots
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
Sign
Signs
At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
Dildo
Sign
Signs
Road sign for a town on Newfoundland
Do Not Use This Urinal
Sign
Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
Sign
Signs
On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
Sign
Signs
Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
Sign
Signs
Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
Sign
Signs
At a towing company
Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.
Sign
Signs
On a movie theater
Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully
Sign
Signs
At a Monterey park
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
Sign
Signs
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
Sign
Signs
At a park
Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.
Sign
Signs
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store
Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
Sign
Signs
Over a gynecologist's office
I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House
Sign
Signs
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
Sign
Signs
Page 30 of 46
« First
« Previous
28
29
30
31
32
Next »
Last »