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Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.

Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only

Invest in an underground condominium.

Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!

Dildo

Do Not Use This Urinal

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.

Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

Nuts To You

Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.

Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….