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NOW WE TAKING JOB APPLICATION

Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

The Frying Scotsman

Squeeze 10 Times Before Use

Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

Coca-Cora

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

Staff & Visitors Only

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

NOPCME (no p c me)

Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane

This Is Not a Good Sign

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

Hackers Ahead

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Need directions? – God