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STIFF

Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law

Yelling Dental Clinic

Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up

Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.

Street Terminates 00 Feet

Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks

“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”

This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

We Haul American Made Products

Hackers Ahead

How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

No Loose Women