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Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Stop Wait 34 Seconds

WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.

Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting

Dead End – Employee Parking

DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Beware of Signs

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

All fiends and relatives.

NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)

Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29

Do Not Activate With Wet Hands