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Fairhaven Honey Wagon

Mammoth Erections

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

Strictly no climbing picnics

The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”

For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship

Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize

Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…

BUY ONE, GET ONE

Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket

The Optimist Club of Cape Fear

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

Long Yellow Things .78 lb.

Hidden Cache

From Here To Maternity

Thefts Are Occurring In The Building

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

Get A Brain! Morans

Blind Persons Cross Here