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Author: Sign Page 31
B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
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100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife
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An apparel label
We Haul American Made Products
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Bill's Septic Cleaning
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
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Austin Flowers
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Name of a flower store
Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
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In the window of an Oregon store
FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….
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Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
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A BabiesRUs coupon
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
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No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
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‘nuff said
Caution – Stoolbus
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On a septic truck
Welcome to Accident
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A town in Maryland
No stopping or standing.
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At a bus stop
FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
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On a septic truck
Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
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On a road in Boston during a major construction project
Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
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At a fitness center
Real Men Don’t Need Instructions
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Women – Slippery When Wet
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Two adjacent signs on a restroom door
Run like Anything!
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Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
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