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B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished

100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

We Haul American Made Products

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Austin Flowers

Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here

FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….

Pull Out & SAVE up to $600

Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense

No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside

Caution – Stoolbus

Welcome to Accident

No stopping or standing.

FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.

Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!

Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.

Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

Women – Slippery When Wet

Run like Anything!