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Author: Sign Page 32
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
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Signs
At a church
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
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Signs
This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
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Our Infamous Steaks
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At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
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At a loan company
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Elections/Voting
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Seen in London
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
Lots for little.
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In a realtor's office
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
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Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
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At a Milwaukee tire shop
WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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Made In China
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Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
Speed Limit 13½
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No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Outside a building
No Lifeguard on Duty
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By an elevator
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
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Signs
At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
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We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
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On a road in Boston during a major construction project
Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
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Out For a Quick Byte
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On door of a computer store
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