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Author: Sign Page 32
Stop Wait 34 Seconds
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Signs
At a railroad crossing
Parking For Birds Only
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Signs
In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Nuts To You
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Signs
Business name
Attention – Staff and Visitors: The 8th Floor has temporarily been relocated to the 10th floor.
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Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
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Signs
In a toy department
There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.
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Signs
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
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On a menu
Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink
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Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
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Signs
Large sign outside a bar
The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.
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Signs
In a Michigan restaurant
Let us fill your crack!
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Signs
On an asphalt truck
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
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ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
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In a dry cleaner's window
JUNK & DISORDERLY
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Signs
Name of a store in England
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
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Signs
B M U P
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Signs
Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
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On shelf of bananas
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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On a electrician's truck
C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
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Outside a church
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