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Author: Sign Page 32
Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours
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ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help
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Billboard
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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SOFA SO GOOD
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Name of a furniture store
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
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Outside a school
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Outside a church
Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
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In an airport
Gone Fission
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On a scientist's door
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
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(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
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At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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At a church
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
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Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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At a church
Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?
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Held by a panhandler
Our Spinach Salad… is to die from
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From a menu
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
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Hauling political promises
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On a septic truck
Thai Me Up
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In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You
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Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
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On a menu
No Smorking in Building
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