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Author: Sign Page 32
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
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Signs
PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS
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THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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At a lake
Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures
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If Your Cup Runneth Over, Let Someone Else Runneth the Car.
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Signs
At a bar
⬅ Trips to the Moon
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Alongside a road
Tip-ing is not a city in China.
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Signs
At a restaurant in New York
We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
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Signs
At a farm equipment dealership
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
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10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.
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At the Miyajima ropeway in Hiroshima Japan
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
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Adjoining signs on a school gate
Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM
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At a restaurant
MOEVING SALE
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By a sidewalk
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
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At a church
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
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Hungry Mother State Park
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In Virginia
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
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At a motel
English Tootering
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Signs
In front of a small language school in Vancouver British Columbia
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
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Over a guest room bed
No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
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On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Signs
Outside a church
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