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We Offer Pizza and Quiet.

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

Rest Area Next Right

Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work

A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

SOFA SO GOOD

Closed for the holidays.

DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping

CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

Hidden Cache

Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike

38 Years On the Same Spot

Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches

You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.

Do Not Use This Urinal

BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!

Blackened Bluefish

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.