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Author: Sign Page 33
We Offer Pizza and Quiet.
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Signs
At a pizza shop
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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Signs
At a lake
Rest Area Next Right
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Signs
[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work
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Signs
At a Kentucky appliance store
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
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Signs
On a pickup truck
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
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Signs
Outside a church
SOFA SO GOOD
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Signs
Name of a furniture store
Closed for the holidays.
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Signs
At a Catholic Church during Christmas
DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping
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Signs
At a beach
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
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Signs
At a balcony
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
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Signs
Hidden Cache
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Signs
In Ottawa
Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]
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Signs
Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike
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Miscellaneous
Outside Buzz’s Bike Shop
38 Years On the Same Spot
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Signs
At a New Mexico dry cleaners
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
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Signs
On a menu
You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.
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Signs
At a bee farm
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!
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Signs
Blackened Bluefish
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Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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Signs
At a convalescent home
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