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Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

We dispense with accuracy.

Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.

Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully

Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN

HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris

LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89