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We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile

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Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

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Heaven Is Full – Go Home

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Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike

Miscellaneous

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

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Bargain Basement Upstairs

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Dew It Yourself

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WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

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Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

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The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

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This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]

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Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

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Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

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HIGH PRICES!!

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Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

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OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves

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Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

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Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak

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Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

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