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Author: Sign Page 33
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
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Signs
Label on stockings
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
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On shop door
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink
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We dispense with accuracy.
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In a New York drugstore
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
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In a restaurant window
Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
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Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
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Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix
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Over a gynecologist's office
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends
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Signs
In a Maine restaurant
Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
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Signs
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."
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Signs
Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.
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Signs
Auto Repair Service Station
Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully
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At a Monterey park
Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years
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Signs
At a church
PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence
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Signs
On a fence
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
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On a pole
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89
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Signs
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