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Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

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Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

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Live Artificial Trees

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No Planking Anytime

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BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

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Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

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Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned

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The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

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WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

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99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

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Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.

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Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

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Please consume all food on premises.

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Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog

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We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)

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Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

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ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER

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Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09

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“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”

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Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

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Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night

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