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Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY

PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing

Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort

Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors

Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way

DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE

⬅ Trips to the Moon

Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

Do not use while sleeping.

Sleep with someone you know.

Walk Only

Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win

Walkin's Welcome

OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990

Austin Flowers