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Do not use me. I am possessed.

Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…

Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice

Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!

NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1

24 Minute Parking

Amigone Funeral Home

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

A Flush Beats a Full House!

We Really Know Our Stuff

Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….

Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun

QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

Why Don't You Just Go Away!

Do Not Activate With Wet Hands

Do Not Put Soap in Lock

Rest Area Next Right