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Author: Sign Page 34
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
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At a massage parlor
Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
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At a church
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY
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PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing
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At a cemetery
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
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Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors
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Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way
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All on one signpost
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
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⬅ Trips to the Moon
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Alongside a road
Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out
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In Nags Head NC
ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles
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Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
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Do not use while sleeping.
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On a Myer hairdryer
Sleep with someone you know.
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Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Walk Only
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On a handicapped wheelchair sign
Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win
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Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign
Walkin's Welcome
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At a nail salon
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Tombstone
Austin Flowers
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Name of a flower store
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