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Author: Sign Page 34
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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
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On a pickup truck
Please do not smile at strangers
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In a subway
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
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Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
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In counselor's office
Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.
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On a menu
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
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At a balcony
Remember the mane!
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At a hair salon
No Playing Allowed
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On the gate of a playground fence
This Month Specials – No Fuel
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At a gas station
Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
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At a zoo
NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
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In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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On a electrician's truck
Eat Here and Get Gas
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At restaurant/gas station
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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At a church
Do not use while sleeping.
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On a Myer hairdryer
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
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Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation
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On a toilet tank
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
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On a leaflet
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
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