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Author: Sign Page 34
Do not use me. I am possessed.
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Signs
On a copy machine
Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…
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Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice
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Signs
On A road in Cyprus (translated)
Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!
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Signs
Above door of a store
NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger
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Signs
On a traffic light
The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
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Signs
24 Minute Parking
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Alongside a street
Amigone Funeral Home
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In New York
Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
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At a church
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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In a bus
Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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Signs
A Flush Beats a Full House!
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On a plumbing van in the Cincinnati area
We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
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Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun
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QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
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Signs
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
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Outside a travel agency
Do Not Activate With Wet Hands
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On a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago
Do Not Put Soap in Lock
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Signs
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Rest Area Next Right
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Signs
[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
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