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Author: Sign Page 34
Long Yellow Things .78 lb.
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Signs
On a display of bananas
Your Gardening Angel
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At a garden shop
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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In Ontario Canada
No Children Allowed
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At a Florida maternity ward
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
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Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
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A BabiesRUs coupon
Brew ha!
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Name of a coffee shop
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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We Really Know Our Stuff
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On a taxidermist's window
“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”
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At a motel
Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
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On a highway billboard
Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!
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Outside a church
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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On Interstate 5 in San Diego
10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.
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At the Miyajima ropeway in Hiroshima Japan
Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]
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H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
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On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
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The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
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CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
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No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of public school
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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At a New York nursing home
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