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Author: Sign Page 35
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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At a church
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…
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Wanted poster
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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At an exterminator’s office
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
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Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
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Street Terminates 00 Feet
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On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Archangel Fireworks Inc.
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Please Use Middle Door
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Posted on the left of two doors
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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At a lake
My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
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On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS
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Speed Limit 13½
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We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
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On menu of a Chinese restaurant
Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.
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On a house painter’s truck
FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…
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Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
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At a church
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
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At a church
No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st
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Our Teachers Make a Differance
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[sic]
Outside a school
Please do not eat.
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Label on Odor Eaters
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