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Author: Sign Page 35
Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
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Signs
At a photography shop
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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We have medium prices.
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At a fortune teller’s
You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
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Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here
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Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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In a veterinarian's waiting room
Titanic Canoe Rental
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In Wisconsin
67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building
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This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication
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Signs
On a fence
Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully
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Signs
At a Monterey park
TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority
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6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
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On a 7/Eleven door
Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits
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NOPCME (no p c me)
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A urologist's license plate
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Alongside a road
Tip-ing is not a city in China.
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At a restaurant in New York
Invest in an underground condominium.
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Cemetery plots
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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How To Repair Your VCR
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The title of a how-to video tape
Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends
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Signs
In a Maine restaurant
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