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Author: Sign Page 35
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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Signs
At an exterminator’s office
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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Signs
In a bus
15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!
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In a Tacoma WA men's clothing store
Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting
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Signs
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
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Signs
At a home
$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…
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Wanted poster
Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
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Signs
On a display toilet in a store
Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
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At a liquor store
Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
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On a Mobil© station pump
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
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In a New Jersey restaurant
Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage
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Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner
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Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
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At a church
Fairhaven Honey Wagon
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Septic service truck
Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
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No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
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Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
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Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
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Adjoining signs
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
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Rest Area Next Right
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[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R
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Signs
Held by a Mets fan referring to Atlanta Brave pitcher John Rocker
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