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Author: Sign Page 35
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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Signs
In a restroom stall
FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…
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Signs
Buy one dog, regular price, get one flea…
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Signs
Sign in Chinese pet store
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
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Signs
At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
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Signs
KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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Signs
Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
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Signs
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Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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Signs
In a veterinarian's waiting room
Free rose for mother with gas.
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Signs
A Mother’s Day gas station sign
Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
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Signs
At a church
Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
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Signs
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition
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Signs
At a used car lot
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Signs
Across the back of a garbage truck
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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Signs
On a proctologist’s door
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
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Signs
Outside a church
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
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Crime
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese hotel
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Signs
Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
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Signs
At a church
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