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To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper

FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…

“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!

Do Not Use This Urinal

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Free rose for mother with gas.

Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

To expedite your visit, please back in.

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message