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Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

Hackers Ahead

Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain

BUY ONE, GET ONE

Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

Watch Your Head

CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

STIFF

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

Watts you see is watts you get.

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea

No Smorking in Building

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.