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Author: Sign Page 36
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
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In a New England church
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
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At a motel
$2.99 ANY GARMENT
Most Garments (in small print below)
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In a dry cleaner’s in Murray UT
Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win
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Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign
DEAD END
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On road at a cemetery
Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?
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Held by a panhandler
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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Caution: Not An Automatic Door
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By the door of a restaurant
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
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Outside an amusement park ride
Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…
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In an airport
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
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NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
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NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger
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On a traffic light
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.
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Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.
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Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
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OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
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Adjoining signs
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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Blind Drive on Right
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Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.
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Japanese whisky advertisement
Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition
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At a used car lot
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