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Author: Sign Page 36
Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$
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Signs
Outside a gas station
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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Signs
At a New York nursing home
Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer
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Amigone Funeral Home
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In New York
Please do not eat.
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Label on Odor Eaters
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Above a urinal
Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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Signs
No Parking Anytime
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On a parking meter
FREE Mullet Removal
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Outside a barbershop in Elk River MN
Homescholers for Perry
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Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
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Have Your Next Affair Here
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On an Atlantic City hotel
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
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BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….
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SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
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Outside a disco
STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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We ID everyone under 130.
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Signs
In a liquor store
Counter Fitters
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On a cabinetmaker’s truck
Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.
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Children
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In window of Hampstead bookseller
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Signs
Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
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