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Kids With Gas Eat Free!

Unfiltered Drinking Water

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen

To expedite your visit please back in.

Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."

BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS

Do Not Activate With Wet Hands

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

New Fecal Matter Cakes

Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]

CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign

CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.

To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20

Crap – .79/lb.

NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Please Don’t Flash the Octopus

If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.