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Author: Sign Page 36
Kids With Gas Eat Free!
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Signs
At a restaurant/gas station
Unfiltered Drinking Water
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Signs
On a water fountain in a Chinese hotel
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
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At an Applebee's restaurant
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
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To expedite your visit please back in.
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On a Proctologist's door
Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
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GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Alongside a road
Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
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BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
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Do Not Activate With Wet Hands
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On a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
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On a billboard for a safe company
New Fecal Matter Cakes
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Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]
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A banner ad over a street in Baker County
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
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CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.
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To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
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CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
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Crap – .79/lb.
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In an Asian seafood store in Madison Wisconsin
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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Please Don’t Flash the Octopus
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In an aquarium
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.
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Signs
Seen outside a store
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