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Author: Sign Page 36
Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
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Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Along a road near a prison
Hackers Ahead
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Alongside a road
Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain
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Above a drinking fountain
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Watch Your Head
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On a roller coaster
CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut
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In an airplane cockpit
Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
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On a highway billboard
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
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At a University Center
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
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(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
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At Disneyland
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
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At a hospital
Entrance Only – Do Not Enter
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STIFF
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On a Tombstone
The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1
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At a church
Watts you see is watts you get.
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At an electric company
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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At a lake
No Pets – No Persons With Diarrhea
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No Smorking in Building
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DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.
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