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Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

$2.99 ANY GARMENT

Most Garments (in small print below)

Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win

DEAD END

Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?

Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

Caution: Not An Automatic Door

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.

Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.

Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

Blind Drive on Right

World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.

Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition