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Author: Sign Page 37
The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….
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CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Parking garage height clearance
Miame Heat
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On a counterfeit wheel cover
Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
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Alongside a road
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
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Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
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PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS
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Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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A billboard in Africa
Somewhat Disabled
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No Loitering or Prowling
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Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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In a Mexican elevator
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
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In a park in China
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
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At a photography shop
WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
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On a highway billboard
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
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On side of a garbage truck
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
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On the door of a store
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
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At a Milwaukee tire shop
Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.
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On a menu
Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
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