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Have Your Next Affair Here

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

Garbage Only – No Trash

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck

We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.

Counter Fitters

Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

Caution – Cross Only When Cars Stop

Please do not eat.

BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

We have medium prices.

Archangel Fireworks Inc.

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.