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Author: Sign Page 37
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
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A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
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On a pickup truck
Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
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Try our new zesty owl.
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A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
NOPCME (no p c me)
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A urologist's license plate
Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.
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In a cafe
Picnic Supplies
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Over a display of condoms
Mental Health Prevention Center
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In a New York medical building
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
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At a health club
Garbage Only – No Trash
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ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
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In a dry cleaner's window
Refrigerate after opening.
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Label on a refrigerator
Diesel Fried Chicken
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At a truck stop
Time Wounds All Heels
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In a podiatrist's window
Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You
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At a church
Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully
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At a Monterey park
Watch Your Head
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On a roller coaster
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
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There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.
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Dumfart
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Name on a tombstone
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