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The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH

Miame Heat

Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas

PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

Somewhat Disabled

No Loitering or Prowling

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day

WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.

Mom’s Back Door is Always Open