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Author: Sign Page 37
Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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On a fence
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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In the grocery store
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
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Just a shade better.
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On an awning manufacturer’s door
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
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(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
No Sex Please
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On a building wall
Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck
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Now Available In Multi-Packs
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On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards
CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
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Signs
Callahan Tunnel/No End
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In downtown Boston
Caution • This building may rotate without warning
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No Parking Above This Sign
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Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!
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Above door of a store
No Children Allowed
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At a Florida maternity ward
Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
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B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm
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Ad for Bingo at an American Legion Post
STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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French Creeps
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Translation
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In a Los Angeles restaurant
Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!
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Outside a church
Our Teachers Make a Differance
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[sic]
Outside a school
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
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On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
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