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Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development

Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way

Try our new zesty owl.

NOPCME (no p c me)

Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.

Picnic Supplies

Mental Health Prevention Center

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

Garbage Only – No Trash

ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.

Refrigerate after opening.

Diesel Fried Chicken

Time Wounds All Heels

Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You

Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully

Watch Your Head

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.

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