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Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

This Month Specials – No Fuel

Dry Paint

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives

CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here

CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads

DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out

BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

Boneless Bananas 89¢

Homescholers for Perry

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I Go Where I'm Towed