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Author: Sign Page 38
Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1
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On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
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Historical marker
If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
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From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
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The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st
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No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
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‘nuff said
Cash Transactions 57.*% Off
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At a flea market
No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed
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Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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An energy conservation sign
$2.99 ANY GARMENT
Most Garments (in small print below)
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In a dry cleaner’s in Murray UT
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
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On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
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On an exercise machine in front yard
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
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At a church
Sorry – We’re OPEN
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To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
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Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Seen in London
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
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At Disneyland
To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
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Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM
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At a restaurant
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