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Author: Sign Page 38
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Signs
Label on gloves
Wise guise
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Signs
On shelves of camouflage apparel
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
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Signs
Large sign outside a bar
If You Soil this Vehicle a Charge Will Be Made
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If Your Cup Runneth Over, Let Someone Else Runneth the Car.
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At a bar
The Frying Scotsman
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Signs
Name of a restaurant
Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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In a cab
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
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This door is alarmed from 7:00 pm – 7:00 am
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Signs
On a hospital's outside access door
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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Signs
Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
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In a toy department
Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
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In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
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No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
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Signs
‘nuff said
Coca-Cora
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Signs
On a soft drink display in China
I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
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Signs
On an exercise machine in front yard
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
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God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
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At a church
Soul Food Served Here
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At a church
Somewhat Disabled
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At parking space
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
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Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
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