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On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st

No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside

Cash Transactions 57.*% Off

No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

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Most Garments (in small print below)

Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?

I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

Sorry – We’re OPEN

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM