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Author: Sign Page 38
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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At a drug store
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
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Historical marker
This Month Specials – No Fuel
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At a gas station
Dry Paint
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On a freshly painted wall
Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
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Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives
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On a billboard
CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own
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Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
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On a restroom hand dryer
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
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At a church
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
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Seen during a conference
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
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On a prescription label
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
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CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
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In the service area of a small airport
DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out
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BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
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Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals
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Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet
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In a restroom
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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Homescholers for Perry
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Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…
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I Go Where I'm Towed
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On a car being towed by a motor home
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