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Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile

Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly

Watch Your Head

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

Street Terminates 00 Feet

If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st

Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

Coca-Cora

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing

Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here

Goat Guard Dog On Duty

Homescholers for Perry

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship

Time Wounds All Heels