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Author: Sign Page 39
We're #1 In the #2 Business
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Outside a building
Don’t forget your ring!
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By a dormitory bathtub
No Trees or Branches – Wood Only
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On a dumpster
Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
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Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
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Inside a bowling alley
Sign Not In Use
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Road sign
Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet
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In a restroom
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
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On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
BEDSIDE MANOR
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At a doctor’s home
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help
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Billboard
Yelling Dental Clinic
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Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
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Outside a church
CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
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KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
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In a laundromat
No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
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‘nuff said
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
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In a laundry room
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
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On a billboard for a safe company
Another Load of Politicians Promises
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On a septic service truck
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