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Author: Sign Page 39
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
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At a church
General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
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Shock Your Mom – Go to Church
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At a church
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
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DEAD END • NO U TURN
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Adjoining road signs
If Your Cup Runneth Over, Let Someone Else Runneth the Car.
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At a bar
Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.
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Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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On a fence
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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Bea’s Ho-Made Products
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Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
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In a laundromat
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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In Ontario Canada
Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
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Outside a church
Welcome to Accident
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A town in Maryland
Everyday low value
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On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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A billboard in Africa
Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
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Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win
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Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign
Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
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At a restaurant
W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.
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At Saldanha Bay South Africa
Where a Flush Beats a Full House
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On a septic tank truck
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