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Author: Sign Page 39
Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear
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Signs
Picnic Supplies
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Signs
Over a display of condoms
Hackers Ahead
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Alongside a road
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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Please do not eat.
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Label on Odor Eaters
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
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Outside a bar
Our Infamous Steaks
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At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
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Of surrounding trees
Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners
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Translations
Posted on a sidewalk tree
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Above a urinal
The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste
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Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
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At a church
Bach In a Minuet
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On the door of a music library
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
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Label on stockings
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
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Outside a school
All fiends and relatives.
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On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING
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Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
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At a restaurant
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
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At a restaurant
Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away
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In a library
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