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We're #1 In the #2 Business

Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…

Don’t forget your ring!

No Trees or Branches – Wood Only

Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour

DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law

Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

Sign Not In Use

Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?

BEDSIDE MANOR

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help

Yelling Dental Clinic

Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!

Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out

No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

Another Load of Politicians Promises