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Nuts To You

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight

Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."

Brief Moments

WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢

Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT

SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL

We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments

Watch Your Head

Watch Blow Out

Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize