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We're #1 In the #2 Business

Power to the People.

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink

Need directions? – God

Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE

Please Don’t Flash the Octopus

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out

No Smorking in Building

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

One shoe shined absolutely free.

Lunch now being poured.

We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments

Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.

Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

HIGH PRICES!!