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Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

No muff too tough for us!

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!

FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)

Walkin's Welcome

Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

Do not use while sleeping.

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence

NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted

Caution: Not An Automatic Door

Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you

Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”

Got Poop?

Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation

When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!

Terminal Drugs