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DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

If you can't read or write, phone this number.

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

The Frying Scotsman

This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

Back in 37½ Seconds

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg

Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…

The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”

Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…

I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!

Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!