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Author: Sign Page 4
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Signs
Above a urinal
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Heaven Is Full – Go Home
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You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
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Along road at Florida border
Dead End – Employee Parking
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Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
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Sorry – We’re OPEN
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No Parking Above This Sign
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Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
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At a weight-reduction business
Please do not disturb further.
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On a door to a psychiatric ward
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)
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On a repair shop door
BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
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Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work
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At a Kentucky appliance store
Rest Area Next Right
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[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each
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Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
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At a church
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
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Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
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Large sign outside a bar
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
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At a number of military bases
SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
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Strip mall sign
Street Terminates 00 Feet
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Signs
On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
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