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Author: Sign Page 4
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
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Signs
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
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Signs
Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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Signs
At a church
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
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At a restaurant
The Frying Scotsman
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Name of a restaurant
This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read
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MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Signs
Back in 37½ Seconds
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At food court counter
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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At a zoo penguin enclosure
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
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At a Milwaukee tire shop
ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg
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Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
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FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…
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The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”
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At entrance to caves
Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…
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I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
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Signs
On an exercise machine in front yard
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
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Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
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Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Signs
Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!
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Signs
At a photography shop
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