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Author: Sign Page 4
We're #1 In the #2 Business
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
Power to the People.
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Signs
At an electric company
We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
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At a dry cleaner shop
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
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Large sign outside a bar
Need directions? – God
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Signs
Outside a church
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
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In a restaurant window
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
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Please Don’t Flash the Octopus
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In an aquarium
Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
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Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
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In a laundromat
Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
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A public park no skateboarding sign
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
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On side of a garbage truck
STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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No Smorking in Building
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FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
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One shoe shined absolutely free.
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At a shoe shine stand
Lunch now being poured.
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At a bar
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
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Signs
On the door of a store
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
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At an Oregon ski lift
Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
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Last line added underneath
HIGH PRICES!!
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Signs
A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
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