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Author: Sign Page 4
Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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No muff too tough for us!
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At a muffler shop
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
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Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!
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Above door of a store
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
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At a motel
Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)
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Walkin's Welcome
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At a nail salon
Mom’s Back Door is Always Open
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Do not use while sleeping.
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On a Myer hairdryer
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
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In an IGA market
PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence
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On a fence
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
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Along a road
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
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By the door of a restaurant
Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels
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On a septic truck
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you
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Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”
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Got Poop?
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Franz Septic Pumping truck in Vermont
Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation
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On a toilet tank
When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!
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At a funeral home
Terminal Drugs
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Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal
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