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Author: Sign Page 4
Nuts To You
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Business name
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
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In a laundromat
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
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In an IGA market
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
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In a New Jersey restaurant
Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms
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On a restroom wall
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
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Outside an amusement park ride
Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
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Name of an English lingerie shop
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
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Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.
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At a restaurant in China
10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.
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At the Miyajima ropeway in Hiroshima Japan
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
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At a church
Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
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On shelf of bananas
Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]
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Protest sign
CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT
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SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
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Strip mall sign
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
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Watch Your Head
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On a roller coaster
Watch Blow Out
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Outside a jewelry store
Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize
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