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Author: Sign Page 40
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Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…
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In an airport
Big Bone Lick State Park
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Kentucky
Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
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Outside a church
No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please
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Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.
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On a movie theater
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
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Free Parking ($1.50 per day)
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At a parking lot in Ocean City MD
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
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At a church
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
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On a menu
Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
Brief Moments
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Name of an English lingerie shop
Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…
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Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet
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In a restroom
Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag
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Run like Anything!
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Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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24 Minute Parking
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Alongside a street
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
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