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Author: Sign Page 40
We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
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Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
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Signs
Above a urinal
No Smoking Dogs
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Signs
On a restaurant window
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
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Signs
The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
Dye Now!
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Signs
In a beauty shop
Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
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Signs
The Frying Scotsman
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Signs
Name of a restaurant
Let Me Meat Your Needs
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Signs
On butcher's window
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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Signs
At a church
Miame Heat
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Signs
On a counterfeit wheel cover
Fairhaven Honey Wagon
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Signs
Septic service truck
Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
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Signs
Last line added underneath
One shoe shined absolutely free.
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Signs
At a shoe shine stand
Watch Blow Out
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Signs
Outside a jewelry store
Yelling Dental Clinic
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Signs
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
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Signs
Inside a bowling alley
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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Signs
In a Norwegian lounge
You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal
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Signs
Sign taped across an out-of-order urinal
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
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Signs
Blind Drive on Right
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Signs
Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
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Signs
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