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Author: Sign Page 40
Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way
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Signs
All on one signpost
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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At a drug store
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
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At a restaurant
Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
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Outside a church
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
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At Disneyland
You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
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Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!
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Man sitting at side of road
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Tombstone
Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work
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At a Kentucky appliance store
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
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On shop door
No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
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Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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At a dry cleaner shop
Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each
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The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
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At a car dealership
My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
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Signs
On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
English Tootering
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In front of a small language school in Vancouver British Columbia
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
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On a billboard for a safe company
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Alongside a road
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
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At a weight-reduction business
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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Outside a church
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