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Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!

OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990

Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each

The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

English Tootering

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him