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Author: Sign Page 41
Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!
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Signs
At a blood bank
Not a Through Street – No U-Turn
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Come in and have a fit.
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At a shoe store
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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In a restroom stall
Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting
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Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Along a road near a prison
We go out on a limb for you.
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At a tree surgeon’s truck
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
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On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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Get A Brain! Morans
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Man carrying a protest sign
DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.
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Signs
On an electrical tower
Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
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Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
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Outside a hotel
Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
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The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container
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Signs
At a gas station
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
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Signs
On a subway car
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
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An energy conservation sign
Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.
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On a menu
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
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At a car dealership
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
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Signs
At a church
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