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Author: Sign Page 41
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
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Signs
At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89
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No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
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Outside a building
Do not use me. I am possessed.
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On a copy machine
Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use
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To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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In a restroom stall
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
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At a church
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
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On a golf course
Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage
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Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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In Ontario Canada
No Loitering or Prowling
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Music Score: Beethoven 7, Bach 3
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On an orchestra leader’s office door
Walk Only
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On a handicapped wheelchair sign
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law
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Sisters of Mercy
Stop Wait 34 Seconds
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Signs
At a railroad crossing
There are squirrels in the basement. Keep door Locked and Closed. If you let them into the house they will eat your face as you sleep. Management
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Hand-written sign in an apartment house
No Planking Anytime
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On the side of a building
I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
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On an exercise machine in front yard
Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)
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At a church
This is the back door. The front door is around the back.
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No Parking Above This Sign
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Signs
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