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Author: Sign Page 41
Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!
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Signs
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
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Signs
On a restroom hand dryer
Please Go Away!
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Signs
In window of a travel agency
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Signs
Outside a church
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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Signs
⬅ Trips to the Moon
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Signs
Alongside a road
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
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Signs
On a subway car
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Signs
Across the back of a garbage truck
Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain
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Signs
Above a drinking fountain
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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Signs
At a disco
One prick can ruin your life.
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Signs
A hospital sign warning of needle sticks
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
Women – Slippery When Wet
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Signs
Two adjacent signs on a restroom door
Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.
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For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.
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Signs
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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Signs
At a lake
BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
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Signs
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
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Signs
At a zoo exhibit
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
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Signs
FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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Signs
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