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Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

Not a Through Street – No U-Turn

Come in and have a fit.

To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper

Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

We go out on a limb for you.

Squeeze 10 Times Before Use

JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL

Get A Brain! Morans

DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."

Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.

The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place