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Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!

Please Go Away!

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

⬅ Trips to the Moon

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain

In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!

One prick can ruin your life.

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

Women – Slippery When Wet

Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store

FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.