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Author: Sign Page 42
Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
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Signs
At a zoo
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
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Signs
In the service area of a small airport
Come in and have a fit.
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Signs
At a shoe store
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
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Yelling Dental Clinic
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Please consume all food on premises.
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At a Souplantation restaurant
Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
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Outside a church
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
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At a car wash
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
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At a parking garage
Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..
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Maryland
On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
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Label on a blender
Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
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Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
Lots for little.
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In a realtor's office
No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic
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Adjoining signs
Haircuts while you wait.
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At a hair salon
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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At a store in Dublin
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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At a dry cleaners
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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At a lake
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
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At a Las Vegas hotel
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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On a septic service truck
No stopping or standing.
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At a bus stop
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