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Author: Sign Page 42
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
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Signs
At an animal park
Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
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Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
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At a photography shop
Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip
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Entertainment
Film
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On a theater marquee
Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.
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In a thrift store's toy section
We have medium prices.
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At a fortune teller’s
Buy one dog, regular price, get one flea…
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Signs
Sign in Chinese pet store
Feats of Clay
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A pottery shop
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
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On an ice machine
Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night
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On a front yard in York Maine
Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
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At a zoo
Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
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At a restaurant
Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!
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Outside a bar in Darwin Australia
Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.
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Signs
On a street pole
Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.
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On a storage building in Berkeley CA
Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each
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Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors
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English Tootering
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In front of a small language school in Vancouver British Columbia
UFO UNIVERSITY
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On a building
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