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Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees

Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way

Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.

We have medium prices.

Feats of Clay

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night

Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!

Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.

Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each

Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket

Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors

English Tootering

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