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Author: Sign Page 42
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
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In a dry cleaner's shop
No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
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‘nuff said
To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
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All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.
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A sign in a convenience store in Hillsboro NH
Stay in school and be up to know-good
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At a school
This Month Specials – No Fuel
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At a gas station
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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Real Men Don’t Need Instructions
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Pork The One You Love
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Billboard for Sask Pork
Fairhaven Honey Wagon
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Septic service truck
Hire college students while they still know everything.
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Signs
Bumper sticker seen on the San Diego Freeway
Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below
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In a restroom
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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Signs
On a septic service truck
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non-smoking area
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
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Outside a disco
Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
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A BabiesRUs coupon
Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage
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Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian lounge
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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In a non–smoking area
Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed
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At a golf course
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