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Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of

No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside

To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

Stay in school and be up to know-good

This Month Specials – No Fuel

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

Pork The One You Love

Fairhaven Honey Wagon

Hire college students while they still know everything.

Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below

Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME

Pull Out & SAVE up to $600

Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage

Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed