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Author: Sign Page 42
Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them
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At a donut shop
We ID everyone under 130.
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In a liquor store
Edifice Wrecks
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At a demolition company
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY
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Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
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In a dry cleaner's shop
Power to the People.
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At an electric company
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Notice in health food shop window
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
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In an IGA market
Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
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Outside a church
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
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On a septic service truck
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
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At a church
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1
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At a church
Buy one dog, regular price, get one flea…
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Sign in Chinese pet store
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
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Outside a travel agency
Dew It Yourself
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For lawn sprinkler system
ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles
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Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
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At Disneyland
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
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From a menu
Pizza The Action
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Name of a pizza parlor
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