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Author: Sign Page 43
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip
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Your Gardening Angel
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Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances
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In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division
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Our whipped butter is made with margarine
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If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
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67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building
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Pole Dancing is Prohibited
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Use the pill – don’t make a fetal mistake!
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RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
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Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!
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On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.
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Label on a blender
Real Men Don’t Need Instructions
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Tank Heaven For Little Grills
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Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong
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Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
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Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.
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