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BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

Your Gardening Angel

Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances

In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.

The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division

Our whipped butter is made with margarine

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

Use the pill – don’t make a fetal mistake!

RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

On no account improvise as a fish aquarium.

Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

Tank Heaven For Little Grills

Wise guise

Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.