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Author: Sign Page 43
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
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Signs
In a restroom stall
No Smoking Dogs
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Signs
On a restaurant window
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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Signs
In an Acapulco hotel
Our whipped butter is made with margarine
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Signs
From a menu
Your vinyl resting place.
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Signs
In a waterbed shop
CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own
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CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
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Above a restroom sink
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
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Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
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DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out
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Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic
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Translations
At a parking garage exit
Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
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Signs
On a display toilet in a store
My way is the highway. – God
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Outside a church
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
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Outside a bar
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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At a zoo penguin enclosure
The Frying Scotsman
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Signs
Name of a restaurant
Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
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At a church
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
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Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Signs
Along a road near a prison
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Signs
Across the back of a garbage truck
BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
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Signs
Two signs in a store window
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