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Author: Sign Page 43
LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY
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Signs
Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary
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Adjoining signs
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Don’t forget your ring!
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Signs
By a dormitory bathtub
Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
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Signs
A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
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Outside a hotel
This door is alarmed from 7:00 pm – 7:00 am
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On a hospital's outside access door
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
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On a subway car
WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…
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Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
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In a New York restaurant
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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Step Back Inn
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A hotel in New Mexico
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
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On a billboard for a safe company
Parking For Birds Only
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In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence
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On a fence
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
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At a church
FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
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⬆ 316 – 333,339
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Apparently denoting room numbers in the hall of a motel
For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.
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At a San Diego California department store
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Label on gloves
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