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Strictly no climbing picnics

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st

Welcome to Accident

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

Lots for little.

Try our new zesty owl.

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money

In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out

Titanic Canoe Rental

Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!

Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win

In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.

Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

Sleep with someone you know.