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DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out

Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.

Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win

Signs Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign

Bea’s Ho-Made Products

Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

Signs Inside a bowling alley

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

You Dump It… We Pump It

Signs On a septic truck in Pennsylvania

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

Signs At a golf course

For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.

Signs In a hospital

Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.

Signs On a movie theater

DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Signs Label on a chainsaw

Thank You For Taking All the Eating Utensils Home To Wash Them. You Can Bring Them Back Now.

Street Terminates 00 Feet

Signs On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota

No Planking Anytime

Signs On the side of a building

NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

⬆ 316 – 333,339

Signs Apparently denoting room numbers in the hall of a motel

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

Dead End – Employee Parking

Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy

Signs At a shop

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

Signs In a loan company window

Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant