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Author: Sign Page 44
Strictly no climbing picnics
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Signs
At a picnic ground
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Signs
Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
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Signs
At a divorce lawyer’s office
No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st
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Welcome to Accident
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A town in Maryland
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
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Signs
Lots for little.
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In a realtor's office
Try our new zesty owl.
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A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money
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Signs
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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Signs
On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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Signs
Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out
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In Nags Head NC
Titanic Canoe Rental
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In Wisconsin
Free Trip To Heaven. Details Inside!
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Signs
At a church
Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win
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Signs
Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.
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Signs
One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
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Signs
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
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Signs
On an ice machine
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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Signs
Hanging over road before an underpass
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
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Signs
Alongside a road
Sleep with someone you know.
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Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
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