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Genuine Fake Watches

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route

Signs Adjoining signs

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

Signs At a church

Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

Signs On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania

Gone Fission

Signs On a scientist's door

Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag

Signs Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag

Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic

Signs Adjoining signs

Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Signs In a veterinarian's waiting room

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.

Signs District of North Vancouver

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

Signs Outside a church

Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car

Signs In a safari park

Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People

Signs Outside a hotel

Eat Here and Get Gas

Signs At restaurant/gas station