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Author: Sign Page 44
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
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Signs
On a restroom hand dryer
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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Signs
A billboard in Africa
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
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Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
Soul Food Served Here
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At a church
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
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At a hospital
Do Not Put Soap in Lock
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Bargain Basement Upstairs
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In a London department store
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
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At a church
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
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Signs
At a lake
DEAD END • NO U TURN
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Adjoining road signs
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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Crap – .79/lb.
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In an Asian seafood store in Madison Wisconsin
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
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Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
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In a New York restaurant
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
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THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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Pickens Nose Trail
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BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
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Hungry Mother State Park
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In Virginia
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
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At a towing company
Broken English Spoken Perfectly
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Signs
Seen at a store in the Yucatan Peninsula
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