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Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Have Your Next Affair Here

Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

Dew It Yourself

OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy

For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.

FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

Diesel Fried Chicken

Blackened Bluefish

HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)

Can UCLA?

Please Use Middle Door

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

Another Load of Politicians Promises