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Rest Area Next Right

Do Not Use This Urinal

Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…

Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek

This Light Never Turns Green

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves

Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

Open dusk till dawn.

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.