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Author: Sign Page 45
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
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Signs
In counselor's office
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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Signs
At a New York nursing home
Ears Pierced While You Wait
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Signs
In a jeweler's shop
Have Your Next Affair Here
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Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
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Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
Dew It Yourself
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For lawn sprinkler system
OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
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Adjoining signs
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
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In a hospital
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
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Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
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At a parking garage
Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.
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On a plumber’s truck
Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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In a High School in NJ
Diesel Fried Chicken
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Signs
At a truck stop
Blackened Bluefish
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Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
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Can UCLA?
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At a California Smog Station
Please Use Middle Door
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Posted on the left of two doors
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
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On a little restaurant
CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
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Another Load of Politicians Promises
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On a septic service truck
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