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Author: Sign Page 45
Rest Area Next Right
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Signs
[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
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Signs
At an animal park
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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Signs
Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
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Signs
Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4
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Signs
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
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Crime
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese hotel
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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Signs
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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Signs
On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
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Signs
At a zoo
NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed
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Signs
In Madison Wisconsin
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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Signs
In a non–smoking area
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
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Signs
Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek
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Signs
[sic]
Crestwood Illinois
This Light Never Turns Green
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Signs
At a traffic light
CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
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Signs
Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
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Signs
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Our Spinach Salad… is to die from
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Signs
From a menu
Open dusk till dawn.
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Signs
At a playground
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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Signs
Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.
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Signs
In a loan company window
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