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Author: Sign Page 45
JUNK & DISORDERLY
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Name of a store in England
Ronald McDonald Funeral Home
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Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers
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Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
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On a prescription label
Our Teachers Make a Differance
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[sic]
Outside a school
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
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At a gas station in Orlando FL
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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Screwed
My Dog Skip
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CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT
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In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak
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For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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This Light Never Turns Green
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Caution – Stoolbus
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Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
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Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
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Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
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Our fish come from the best schools.
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Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
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STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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