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JUNK & DISORDERLY

Ronald McDonald Funeral Home

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

Our Teachers Make a Differance

Free Juice Packet – $0.35

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

This Light Never Turns Green

Caution – Stoolbus

Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.

Our fish come from the best schools.

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING