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Author: Sign Page 45
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
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Signs
At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
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Brew ha!
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Name of a coffee shop
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
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At a church
Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers
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Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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In a bus
We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
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At a dry cleaner shop
We dispense with accuracy.
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In a New York drugstore
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Across the back of a garbage truck
Parking for drive-through customers only.
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Signs
At a McDonald's in California
Diesel Fried Chicken
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At a truck stop
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
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No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic
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Adjoining signs
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
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At a church
God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
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At a church
Don’t forget your ring!
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By a dormitory bathtub
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
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On a golf course
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
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Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way
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All on one signpost
Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!
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Signs
Outside a church
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