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Author: Sign Page 46
EMERGENCY TELEPHONE – Dial 999 for Coastguard, Police, Fire or Ambulance
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2 & 3
On an emergency phone in Norfolk England containing only the buttons 1
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
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A billboard
Another Load of Politicians Promises
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On a septic service truck
Entrance Only – Do Not Enter
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DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
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Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
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On a Mobil© station pump
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
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On a subway car
Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures
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Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
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