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Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

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This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication

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15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!

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NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

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Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out

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Dye Now!

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SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

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Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting

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We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets

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Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

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Music Score:  Beethoven 7,  Bach 3

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Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

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WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

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Bea’s Ho-Made Products

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One prick can ruin your life.

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Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

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Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

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Stock up and save!  Limit one per customer.

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The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

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Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.

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Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

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