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Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

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Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

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7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

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CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

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Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you

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LARGE WEDGIE $5.99

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Mammoth Erections

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SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

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This door is alarmed from 7:00 pm – 7:00 am

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Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!

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In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.

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Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

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C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

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Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

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Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

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Buoys and Gulls.

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Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

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The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

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No Parking Above This Sign

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Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here

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If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

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