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Signs
On a pickup truck
CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.
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Signs
Out For a Quick Byte
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Signs
On door of a computer store
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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Signs
Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years
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Signs
At a church
TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
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Signs
This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."
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Signs
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
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Signs
At a towing company
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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Signs
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
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Signs
Along a road
Got Poop?
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Signs
Franz Septic Pumping truck in Vermont
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Signs
At a church
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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Signs
At an exterminator’s office
After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
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Signs
Please ask a member of staff for help with erection
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Signs
Selection?
Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances
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Signs
Cash Transactions 57.*% Off
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Signs
At a flea market
These rows reserved for parents with children.
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Signs
At a church
A Flush Beats A Full House!
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Signs
On a septic truck
Callahan Tunnel/No End
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Signs
In downtown Boston
Austin Flowers
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Signs
Name of a flower store
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