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Author: Sign Page 5
Open seven days a week and weekends.
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Signs
In a restaurant
Dew It Yourself
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For lawn sprinkler system
Kitchen Helf Wated
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Hungry Mother State Park
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In Virginia
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
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NM
On A ski lift in Taos
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
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At a parking garage
Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.
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Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09
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From a menu
Don’tt Drink and Drive
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Road sign
The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
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Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
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Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
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At a church
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
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Large sign outside a bar
This Is Not a Good Sign
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Out Chopin
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On music teacher's door
You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.
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At a bee farm
Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee
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At a church
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Have Your Next Affair Here
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On an Atlantic City hotel
Lunch now being poured.
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At a bar
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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Signs
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