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Author: Sign Page 5
No muff too tough for us!
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Signs
At a muffler shop
Eat Here and Get Gas
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Signs
At restaurant/gas station
10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.
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Signs
At the Miyajima ropeway in Hiroshima Japan
WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger
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Signs
Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
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Signs
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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Signs
In a veterinarian's waiting room
– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You
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Signs
Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant
Elephant Butte Inn
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Signs
An inn in New Mexico
No Loitering or Prowling
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Signs
Members and Non Members Only
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Signs
Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
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Signs
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Back in 37½ Seconds
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Signs
At food court counter
Your vinyl resting place.
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Signs
In a waterbed shop
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
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Signs
At a hospital
FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.
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Signs
Stay in school and be up to know-good
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Signs
At a school
Diesel Fried Chicken
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Signs
At a truck stop
Come see us if you need a brake.
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Signs
At a brake shop
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
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Signs
At a number of military bases
Hidden Cache
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Signs
In Ottawa
Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
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Signs
In a laundromat
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