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CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.

Out For a Quick Byte

THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders

Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!

NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted

Got Poop?

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Please ask a member of staff for help with erection

Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances

Cash Transactions 57.*% Off

These rows reserved for parents with children.

A Flush Beats A Full House!

Callahan Tunnel/No End

Austin Flowers