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Author: Sign Page 6
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed
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Signs
On a retail store door in Stevens Point WI
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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By a half-eaten tulip display
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
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Signs
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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At a dry cleaner shop
PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits
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Liquor store name
Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear
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If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
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Signs
On a billboard for a safe company
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
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In counselor's office
Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread
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On a food wrapper
Crap – .79/lb.
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In an Asian seafood store in Madison Wisconsin
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
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Outside a school
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip
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No Lifeguard on Duty
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By an elevator
Ronald McDonald Funeral Home
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Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win
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Sticker during Nixon/Kennedy campaign
Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
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At a church
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
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Open seven days a week and weekends.
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In a restaurant
Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
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