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Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

Hackers Ahead

Please do not eat.

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

Squeeze 10 Times Before Use

Do Not Use This Urinal

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You

If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.

No Smoking Dogs

Parking for drive-through customers only.

SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

French Creeps

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond