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Author: Sign Page 6
Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong
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Signs
SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
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Signs
Strip mall sign
Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
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Hackers Ahead
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Alongside a road
Please do not eat.
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Label on Odor Eaters
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
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At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
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On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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In the grocery store
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
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Across the back of a garbage truck
– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You
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Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
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In a store
No Smoking Dogs
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On a restaurant window
Parking for drive-through customers only.
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At a McDonald's in California
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
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MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
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French Creeps
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Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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At a church
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
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For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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At a New York nursing home
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
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Signs
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