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Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!

PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits

Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

Crap – .79/lb.

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

No Lifeguard on Duty

Ronald McDonald Funeral Home

Be Thankful Only One Of Them Can Win

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

Open seven days a week and weekends.

Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT