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Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

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Please consume all food on premises.

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The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

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We dispense with accuracy.

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Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays

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67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building

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Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

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Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

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QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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Beaver Cleaners

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If you can't read or write, phone this number.

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RONG PHUK RESTAURANT

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Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

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When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!

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CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …

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Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

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WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…

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NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

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SOFA SO GOOD

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ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help

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