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Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only

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Best Place To Take a Leak

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Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee

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NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.

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Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

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Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure

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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

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We Dispense With Accuracy

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CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

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SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS

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CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

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Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…

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FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

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How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R

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Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

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Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

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Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

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Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

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Thank You For Taking All the Eating Utensils Home To Wash Them. You Can Bring Them Back Now.

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Dr. Jones, At Your Cervix

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NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY

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