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Author: Sign Page 6
Let us fill your crack!
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On an asphalt truck
No On Premises Consumation of Alochol
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At a gas station in Currituck County North Carolina
Today’s Special – Buy one Fish & Chips for the price of two and receive a second Fish & Chips ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
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From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
RONG PHUK RESTAURANT
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Name of an Oriental restaurant
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
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At a church
DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out
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For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
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In a hospital
Dry Paint
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On a freshly painted wall
Broken English Spoken Perfectly
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Seen at a store in the Yucatan Peninsula
Closed Due To Illness
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In a health food shop window
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
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On a septic service truck
SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion
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Where a Flush Beats a Full House
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On a septic tank truck
Dildo
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Road sign for a town on Newfoundland
PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits
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Liquor store name
Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.
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Auto Repair Service Station
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
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Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
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At a hotel
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
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On side of a garbage truck
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
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In a store window
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