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24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
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Yelling Dental Clinic
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The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
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At a farmer's field
OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
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Adjoining signs
Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing
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On road outside a factory
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
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Along a road
No Loitering or Prowling
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Stay in school and be up to know-good
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At a school
HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD
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At an Exxon station
Thank You For Taking All the Eating Utensils Home To Wash Them. You Can Bring Them Back Now.
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Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
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Come in and have a fit.
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At a shoe store
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
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Outside a muffler shop
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
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If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
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At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
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God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
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At a church
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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By a half-eaten tulip display
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
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Do not use me. I am possessed.
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On a copy machine
Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.
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