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Author: Sign Page 7
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
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We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.
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A notice in a restaurant
Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
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Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
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Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation
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On a toilet tank
Hidden Cache
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In Ottawa
BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
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This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication
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On a fence
Do Not Activate With Wet Hands
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On a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago
Watts you see is watts you get.
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At an electric company
The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience
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DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out
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Coca-Cora
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On a soft drink display in China
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
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In front of a New Hampshire car wash
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
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The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
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On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
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At a church
TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
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Caution – No Warning Signs
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Alongside a road
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
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Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
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