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If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out

Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

This Is Not a Good Sign

80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

No Smorking in Building

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

Wise guise

Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you

Step Back Inn

Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!

World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!