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Author: Sign Page 7
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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Signs
On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
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At a balcony
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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Do not use me. I am possessed.
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On a copy machine
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
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At a hotel
“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”
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At a motel
No Sex Please
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On a building wall
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
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NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
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Sign at a railroad station
The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”
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At entrance to caves
Ears Pierced While You Wait
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In a jeweler's shop
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
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At an animal park
Somewhat Disabled
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At parking space
Archangel Fireworks Inc.
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Staff & Visitors Only
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At a hospital
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Outside a church
Women – Slippery When Wet
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Two adjacent signs on a restroom door
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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This Is Not a Good Sign
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