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24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98

Yelling Dental Clinic

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy

Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing

NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted

No Loitering or Prowling

Stay in school and be up to know-good

HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD

Thank You For Taking All the Eating Utensils Home To Wash Them. You Can Bring Them Back Now.

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

Come in and have a fit.

No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law

Do not use me. I am possessed.

Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.