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GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

Bargain Basement Upstairs

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up

Ask About Our Layaway Plan

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

This Month Specials – No Fuel

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Open 9 Days a Week

World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!

Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek

Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29

UFO UNIVERSITY

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Counter Fitters

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

To expedite your visit, please back in.