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Author: Sign Page 7
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
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Alongside a road
Bargain Basement Upstairs
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In a London department store
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
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Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
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Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up
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Ask About Our Layaway Plan
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In a funeral parlor
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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This Month Specials – No Fuel
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At a gas station
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
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At a convalescent home
Open 9 Days a Week
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In a grocery store
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
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Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek
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[sic]
Crestwood Illinois
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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UFO UNIVERSITY
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On a building
General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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At a church
Counter Fitters
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On a cabinetmaker’s truck
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
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Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
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On a road in Boston during a major construction project
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
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To expedite your visit, please back in.
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On a proctologist’s door
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