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Author: Sign Page 7
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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Hanging over road before an underpass
STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
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Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
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In a New England church
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
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Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
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SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun
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Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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This Is Not a Good Sign
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80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.
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No Smorking in Building
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ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
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At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
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Name of a hair salon
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
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On side of a garbage truck
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
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On an ice machine
Wise guise
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On shelves of camouflage apparel
Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you
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Step Back Inn
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A hotel in New Mexico
Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]
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In a High School in NJ
BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!
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World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
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