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Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance

We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.

Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation

Hidden Cache

BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication

Do Not Activate With Wet Hands

Watts you see is watts you get.

The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience

DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out

Coca-Cora

If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car

Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Caution – No Warning Signs

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
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Just like my ex.