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OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves

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CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

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Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure

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LARGE WEDGIE $5.99

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Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

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Stop Wait 34 Seconds

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Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives

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Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

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Women – Slippery When Wet

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Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

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Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

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Dry Paint

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Long Yellow Things .78 lb.

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One shoe shined absolutely free.

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Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

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Please do not smile at strangers

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Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

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Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

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Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

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Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

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STIFF

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