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Author: Sign Page 8
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
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Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
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Signs
At a number of military bases
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
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Signs
Outside a muffler shop
Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out
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Signs
In Nags Head NC
NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger
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Signs
On a traffic light
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
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Signs
Large sign outside a bar
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
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Signs
At a church
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
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Signs
At a park
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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Signs
On a septic service truck
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
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Signs
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
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Signs
In England
Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
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Signs
At a restaurant
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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Signs
On a proctologist’s door
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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Signs
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
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Signs
On a subway car
Bach In a Minuet
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Signs
On the door of a music library
Eat Here and Get Gas
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Signs
At restaurant/gas station
DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.
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Signs
On an electrical tower
Music Score: Beethoven 7, Bach 3
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Signs
On an orchestra leader’s office door
Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
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Signs
On a display toilet in a store
All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library
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Lance Armstrong
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