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WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

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TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

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Women – Slippery When Wet

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Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends

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Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense

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We make mouse calls.

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Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…

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Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

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No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

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BEDSIDE MANOR

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Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee

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Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.

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This Is Not a Good Sign

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We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

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THIS IS NOT A BIN

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No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic

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European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness

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This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

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Swingers Welcome – 36 Holes

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Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.

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Sorry – We’re OPEN

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