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If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car

Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel

No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming

Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out

NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink

Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

To expedite your visit, please back in.

Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

Bach In a Minuet

Eat Here and Get Gas

DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.

Music Score:  Beethoven 7,  Bach 3

Please Do Not Use – Demo Only

All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library