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Author: Sign Page 8
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Signs
On an asphalt truck
NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
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In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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On a fence
The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
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CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Parking garage height clearance
No Sex Please
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On a building wall
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
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NOW WE TAKING JOB APPLICATION
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Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
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On a septic truck
CAUTION – Protruding Sign
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Broken sign protruding from a building
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
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This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
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Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
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JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
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Our fish come from the best schools.
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At a restaurant
Pool Closed – Fecal Accident
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Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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By order of the District Council
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
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On Interstate 5 in San Diego
Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics
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On a billboard
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
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On a pickup truck
Free rose for mother with gas.
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A Mother’s Day gas station sign
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