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Author: Sign Page 8
Sorry – We’re OPEN
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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
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In a cafeteria
Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance
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Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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Translations
In a Mexican elevator
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
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Signs Are Not Permitted in Viva Cuba Garden
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A sign in the Garden
In Missouri
Dildo
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Road sign for a town on Newfoundland
Can UCLA?
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At a California Smog Station
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
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On shop door
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
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Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
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At a weight-reduction business
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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At a disco
Walkin's Welcome
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At a nail salon
Terminal Drugs
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Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal
Homescholers for Perry
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Rest Area Next Right
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[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Watts you see is watts you get.
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At an electric company
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
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On a restroom hand dryer
Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You
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Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition
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At a used car lot
Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir
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