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Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home

CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

Need directions? – God

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Blind Drive on Right

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

Gold Country ELF STORAGE

Open seven days a week and weekends.

Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.

No Smorking in Building

Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring

Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

No Trees or Branches – Wood Only

Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

Urine Goes Here