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Author: Sign Page 9
No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
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Signs
Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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Signs
On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.
CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package
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Signs
On a septic service truck
We have medium prices.
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Signs
At a fortune teller’s
Malfunction: Too less water.
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A notice left on a coffee machine
Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
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Signs
At a liquor store
DEAD END
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On road at a cemetery
All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library
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Books
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Lance Armstrong
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
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At a divorce lawyer’s office
No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
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Signs
On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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On a fence
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…
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Signs
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
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Signs
At a park
100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife
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Signs
An apparel label
No Planking Anytime
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Signs
On the side of a building
Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point
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Signs
Adjoining signs at a camp site
JUNK & DISORDERLY
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Signs
Name of a store in England
Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!
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Signs
At a blood bank
Everyday low value
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Signs
On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS
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Signs
At an advertising agency in the Philippines
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