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No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

We dispense with accuracy.

DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush

A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

All fiends and relatives.

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Live Artificial Trees

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Haircuts while you wait.

Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion

Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store