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No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.

CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package

We have medium prices.

Malfunction: Too less water.

Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm

DEAD END

All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library

Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.

Goat Guard Dog On Duty

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

Advance Employment – Services & Waste Management are currently seeking laborers for early outdoor shits in Clare County. Positions start at…

OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves

100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

No Planking Anytime

Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point

JUNK & DISORDERLY

Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

Everyday low value

A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS