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Author: Sign Page 9
We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
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Signs
At a farm equipment dealership
Out For a Quick Byte
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On door of a computer store
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
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Signs
No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
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‘nuff said
W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.
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At Saldanha Bay South Africa
Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time
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In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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Sleep with someone you know.
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Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
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Signs
At a gas station in England
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
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At a home
– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You
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Signs
Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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At a church
Don’t forget your ring!
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By a dormitory bathtub
Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear
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Signs
RONG PHUK RESTAURANT
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Name of an Oriental restaurant
Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly
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Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
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On Oriental restaurant menu
Can UCLA?
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At a California Smog Station
BEDSIDE MANOR
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At a doctor’s home
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Signs
Label on gloves
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