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Author: Sign Page 9
Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home
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Signs
At a loan company office
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
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Need directions? – God
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Outside a church
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
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At a church
Blind Drive on Right
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Signs
Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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On an overhanging sign near an overpass
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
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In counselor's office
Gold Country ELF STORAGE
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Open seven days a week and weekends.
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In a restaurant
Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.
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In the window of a Kentucky appliance store
No Smorking in Building
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Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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On a septic service truck
Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
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At a church
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
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You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
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Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
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From a menu
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
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No Trees or Branches – Wood Only
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On a dumpster
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed
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At a golf course
Urine Goes Here
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Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
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