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Author: Sign Page 9
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
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On shop door
We dispense with accuracy.
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In a New York drugstore
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
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Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.
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In a loan company window
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
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Last line added underneath
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
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On a pickup truck
No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
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Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
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At a church
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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By a half-eaten tulip display
All fiends and relatives.
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On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
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Live Artificial Trees
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Outside a gift shop
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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Outside a church
Haircuts while you wait.
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At a hair salon
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
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At a restaurant
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
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Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
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At a church
SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion
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Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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In a bus
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
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