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Author: Signs
Please don’t throw up in the urinal
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Over a urinal in Taiwan
This Is Eat
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A small restaurant in the Phillippines
Shitto Hotly-spiced Peppers
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In Japan
Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix
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Food packaging
Dinner Choices – 1. Take it 2. Leave it
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
Clean World – It will change your “wipe habit” – Washing your butt is more important than washing your face.
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On a bidet ad in Japan
No Soliciting and Whoring Prostitutes
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In a hotel in China
PEE COLA
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Bottled in Ghana by Pee Cola Limited
Damn! I love Indonesia
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A store in Indonesia
Fatal Restaurant
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In Hungary
Outer Space for Rent
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In Singapore
Fireproof forest region – Inflammable
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Translations
At a safari park in Beijing
Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China
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Dog Walk
No Pets Allowed
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Two adjoining signs at a rest stop in Georgia
Hurry Cutter – Barbershop
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In the Phillippines
Chick out →
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Translations
At a store in China