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A threat
You’re gonna look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with no f**king teeth.
Charles Napier
(1936 – 2011) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
A threat
As Tucker McElroy in “The Blues Brothers”
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I'll slap you nekkid and hide your clothes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I’ll knock you in the head and tell God you died.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I’m going to paint your back porch red if you keep talkin like that!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
A threat
Other expressions
I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan your hide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I’m goin’ to be on you quicker than a duck on a June bug.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.
Anonymous
Expressions
A threat